The Universe really shouldn’t make it difficult for me to get to work, because I might just take it as an invitation to turn around and go home. Between the elevators being out of commission and the escalators turned off, I had a hell of a time getting to the 3rd floor. And it does not help that I dislocated my kneecap and tore a ligament in my knee! Six weeks ago! It was just starting to get to the point where I could walk without it hurting or popping, so of course, I tripped over the goddamn cat last night and injured it all over again. Just in time to hike up two flights of escalator steps (you know, the extra tall ones?).
I can has do-over?
red paper boat 