1. It’s storming, so I’m about to have an aneurysm.
2. This woman clearly does not understand about pens. Stealing my pens is a good way to lose a limb. Just sayin’…
3. Did I mention it’s storming? Half the computers on my floor just lost power, the lights have been flickering off and on, and the blowers have shut down. Can I go home now?
red paper boat 