Art, Crankypantsing, Doodles

Staff Meeting Doodle

Staff Meeting Doodle
gel pen in steno pad
4 1/2 x 3 1/2 inches

We are hoppin’ mad this evening! I paid my cable bill last week, and the charge has hard posted to my account, so it went through. I came home to find that cable, internet, and phone were all disconnected! So I called Comcast, and they gave me no explanation. The customer service person told me that they would put a trace on the payment, and then she asked if this was a good number to reach me at. I tried to explain that no, it wouldn’t be, if it’s disconnected, but she’d already hung up on me! Aaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh! CUSTOMER SERVICE FAIL!

So they’ve apparently turned the interwebs and TV back on, but the phone is still off. I’m trying to count to a million before calling them back, because I’m afraid that will not go well if I don’t decompress first. But, I’m not going to decompress until A) this is resolved and B) I get an apology.

Art, Crankypantsing, Doodles

Staff Meeting Doodle

Staff Meeting Doodle
ballpoint and gel pen in steno pad
9 x 6 inches

We had another long meeting today, so I had a chance to do more doodling. The new stuff is in the right-hand third of the page.

I ended up changing my work schedule around this week. The roofers are working on the middle section of the library roof, which involves jack hammering right above our heads. The noise is absolutely unbearable. The good news is that they are supposed to finish tearing out the old roof (the noisy part) by 9-10 am each morning. I can stand an hour or so of the noise, but not much more than that. I can’t just get to work after 10:00, though, because it’s impossible to find parking after around 8:30. So, to compromise, I’m working 8-4 and making up time on Saturday, when the library will be blissfully quiet.

The roof work is supposed to be over mid-month. I hope they’re right about that, because I don’t know how much jack hammering I can stand to listen to.

Art, Crankypantsing, Doodles, News & Politics

Staff Meeting Doodle

Staff Meeting Doodle
ballpoint and gel pen in steno pad
9 x 6 inches

We had a longer-than-usual meeting today, so I was able to add quite a bit to the last doodle. The second half of the meeting covered the aftermath of the personnel-and-budget-crisis-collide clusterfuck. The good news is, everyone will be keeping their jobs; the bad news is that positions that have been vacated will not be filled. Thank you, Mitch Daniels!

Art, Crankypantsing, Doodles

Staff Meeting Doodle

Staff Meeting Doodle
ballpoint pen in steno pad
4 x 4 1/2 inches

We had our quarterly division meeting today. Thankfully, they’ve been scaled back to one hour long, but there was enough packed into that hour to piss me right the hell off.

First, we spent most of the meeting discussing IT crap. All stuff everyone who works here should know. All stuff there’s no excuse for anyone who works here not knowing. Like, how to properly log off workstations at the end of the day. We’re supposed to restart, not shut down, so that the machines are left on overnight. That allows LIT to install software when the network is the least busy. Duh. That’s been the official procedure since I started working here eight years ago, and I’m betting it’s been so much longer than that. And if there were people who were unclear on the subject (all of whom I bet skipped today’s meeting, because that’s how those things go) a quick, two sentence email should have been sufficient to clue them in. There was really no need to waste time on the subject.

Second, we were told that we will be required to take a series of workshops on such scintillating subjects as how to use MS Vista (because, after a year of using it, obviously we now need training? WTF?!), how to use Outlook (even more baffling, not to mention, our unit had to take a three hour long mandatory Outlook class last winter!), and something that promises to teach us “tips and tricks” for using web browsers. That last one should be especially exciting. And by exciting, I mean exasperating, because I would bet real money that it will cover Internet Explorer, a browser I do not use unless someone holds a gun to my head. The best part was that the guy in charge promised that there would be something to learn for all levels of expertise. And pigs might fly, but I’m dubious.

So basically, today’s meeting made the baby Shelly hoppin’ mad.

Art, Doodles

Staff Meeting Doodle

Staff Meeting Doodle
gel ink and ballpoint pen in steno pad
7 1/8 x 6 inches

I have no idea when I started this one. The inner parts are old and must have been done at least five years ago. I didn’t realize there were old doodles in any of the mostly filled notebooks in my desk, but I found this one when I was hunting around for something to take to the last staff meeting.

That interior part looks loose and sloppy to me. I don’t doodle like that anymore, which is kind of weird. Who knew that doodle styles evolved over time?!

Bookarts, Found Poems, Photography

Partly Finished, Partly Not

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The poem is done, but the artwork is not. That’s on the schedule for tomorrow. Survivor and Lost are on tonight, so I’m going to be gorging on television starting in about five minutes.

How many would have recognized
the world in which they lived?

Their ideas molded by institutions
and the imperial cult
the groundless assertion
of their unique devotion
the progress of the gods
kingdoms and empires acquired and expanded
wars and victories without piety.

The pact
formed by criminals and murderers,
they were sacrilegious masters.

They sided with tradition —
illegal baptism
enslavement to the martyrs
agony endured and born a new —
an order
founded upon divine claims,
and some dared insist
divine right.

Art, Crankypantsing, Doodles

Staff Meeting Doodle

Staff Meeting Doodle
gel ink in steno pad
7 1/2 x 6 inches

This was a week of meetings and training sessions. Today’s horror was a 3 hour long workshop on using Outlook’s calendar. Three. Whole. Hours. The less said about it, the better, I think. Even though it was hands-on, I had plenty of time to doodle, and thank goodness for that, or I may have had to poke someone with sharp, pointy objects. It was only slightly less traumatic than Wednesday’s hour-long presentation on libraries in Second Life.

Doodles

Staff Meeting Doodle

Staff Meeting Doodle
gel ink in steno pad
9 x 6 inches

The bottom right hand corner is new. I’ve posted the rest of the individual doodles before, I think, but not all of them together. And I almost didn’t post them now, because I had a problem with my scanner. You’d think that HP would be able to pre-load its own drivers and software on its machines, but nooooo, that would be too easy. My old drivers were incompatible with the 64-bit version of Vista, so I had to go a-hunting for new ones. I had a moment of panic, because the only drivers I could find by searching HP’s website were for XP and Windows 2000, neither of which would have been helpful.

I managed to find the correct page for Vista drivers for my scanner model, via a posting to a random message board. Thankfully, there was a direct link to the HP page I needed, because I was unable to find it by searching their website. What a pain in the ass! But at least I was able to (finally!) get the right drivers, and more importantly, I don’t have to go buy a new scanner.