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Friday the 13th

I’ve apparently gone through an entire black ink cartridge in my Epson printer. Or, rather, my cat has. She walks over the printer on her way to nap on top of my monitor. Every time she steps on the printer, she turns it on, which means it goes through it’s start-up, head-cleaning routine, which uses up ink. If I were smart, I would’ve unplugged the stupid thing when I realized she kept turning it on. But, noooo. I’m a dork. So now I have to go buy another black cartridge if I want to print anything.

I’ve been going through old posts, fixing problems with image locations and adding categories to them. It’s time consuming because my connection is crap. I’m working backwards, and have gotten almost half-way through May. Good grief! I had no idea I’d used Blogger’s image hosting so much. What a pain in the ass! Literally.

Also, I set comments so that you don’t need register. If anyone was bothered by that, it’s gone. I still have to approve everyone’s first comment, but after that, everyone is unmoderated. That should take care of any errant spam. I don’t tend to attract much of it, but when it happens, it’s a pain to track down and delete.

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Template Tweaking

I really didn’t like the way the sanserif font looked, so I spent some more time hunting for a basic template that was more to my liking. There must be twelfty million templates out there, but not one of them was even approaching what I had in mind. I finally decided to use the Cub Reporter template, and substitute my own graphics. It’s not exactly what I’d been visualizing, but I think I can live with it. The only thing I still need to fine tune is moving the WordPress link to the footer.

Now, the only thing that’s still wonky is that Sitemeter is pulling stats from both my old blog and the new one. Very odd. I’m assuming it’s just a latency issue, and that it’ll clear itself up in the next day or so.

So, guess who was born on this date?

A) Howard Stearn
B) Rush Limbaugh
C) The Maharishi
D) John Singer Sargent
E) Me
F) All of the above

Do you suppose this is a sign that the End Times are nigh?

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Migration

I struck out finding the perfect WordPress template, ready made, so I opted for a nice, crisp, clean one for the interim. It needs a couple of minor tweaks, but it was pretty much fit for public consumption straight out of the box.

This was a shockingly painless endeavor. There were a few minor kinks, but nothing serious. I wasn’t even tempted to throw things or tear my hair out! The biggest problem I had was of my own causing, so I can’t even complain about it. Typically, I tried to make things too complicated. I hunted around for an import tool, and found one that will handle comments. It involved doing the Hokey-Pokey, saying an incantation, lighting candles, and burning hekatombs, which, of course, I was incapable of doing correctly. I was about to give up, when I hunted in my WordPress directory and found that there was an import utility included. Wheee! It’s not working perfectly–it’s stalled out on me a few times, and I had to restart it–but so far it seems to be getting the job done. With comments. Except for June, which has gone walkabout. I’m going to try re-importing the whole shebang, as I can’t figure out any other way to import just one month. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have to move those entries manually, sans comments. (Hmmm, June seems to have imported this time around, but April was skipped. No biggie, because it was just an overwrite, so the original files are intact, but still, it’s kinda funny.)

When everything is finished running, I’m going to have to go back through my archives and try to reincorporate images for the early months when I was using Hello to upload photos. Those pictures aren’t importing, but that’s not surprising, as Blogger is not likely to want to share its bandwidth with a rival.

I’m also going to have to do something about the formatting on a lot of old posts, in terms of image and text integration. I’ve used a lot of floated images and tables, and they aren’t translating well, resulting in a lot of uglification of Teh Pretty.

There may also be something funky going on with the archives navigation buttons. I’ll have to take a look at that. The original template had built in Google Ad scripting, which I didn’t want, so I removed it. I’ve never touched a php file before, so that was a little nerve wracking.

But, it’s done. We have successfully moved and we are live!

Art, Artist Books, Collage, Meta, Music

A Mid-week Bundle of Non-sequitury Goodness

Hemp Bound Journal:  Skirting the Issue
Skirting the Issue
child’s dress pattern, used sandpaper, dried plant fibers, and hemp twine
8 3/4 x 11 1/2 inches

I haven’t finished this one yet, but it may not be fit for public consumption once I have, so I thought I’d scan and upload it while I could. I don’t know when I got au fait with Teh Punny, and it needs to stop rightthisminute, but what can I say? It’s an illness.

As you can see, I’m still stuck in Brown Land. I guess I’d better just face the fact that everything in this book is going to be some shade of blech, and stop worrying about it. Maybe if I tell myself it’s a reflection of the winter landscape, it won’t bug me so much. And pigs might fly.

The new Earl Brothers CD is out. Wheee! The Earl Brothers are goth bluegrass at it’s very finest, with a blend of humor and menace that can be found in some of Nick Cave’s best work. Their first CD was one of those rare gems that is an excellent companion for cleaning, arting, or driving. If their second release is half as good as the first, it’s worth every penny and then some. (Guess what I’m getting myself for my birfday?)

Speaking of music… I’m sure everyone has suffered having a song stuck in their head, and been unable to get rid of it. It happens to me regularly. Well, yesterday I had one so firmly lodged, that it stayed there all day, then showed up in my dreams, which consisted of various efforts to dislodge the damned thing. That’s right, I wasted my precious REM time getting rid of Generation X’s Kiss Me Deadly. Not because the song itself was bothersome, mind you. I quite like it. But, it had thoroughly outstayed its welcome.

This just in from the Things Could Be Worse department: Be thankful that you don’t own the green Pontiac that mysteriously rolled out of its parking slot this afternoon.

I’m in the process of installing WordPress on my main site. If I get time over the extra-extra long weekend (four days, onna count of MLK Day), and if my connection cooperates, I’ll play around with it (as in, I’ll try to break as many templates as possible). Right now, it is Teh Vanilla. My host also has some interesting looking image gallery packages that I’m going to have investigate. Because, you know, I need to complicate my life like I need another hole in my head. It’s that time of year, though. Spring cleaning is overrated. Personally, I’m a fan of mid-winter cleaning.

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Happy Solstice

I finished uploading the rest of my existing art images to my Flickr account. Or, at least, everything that currently exists in digital format. I’ve got a few new things that need to be scanned and a couple of paintings at my mom’s house that haven’t been photographed, but they’ll have to wait until the motivation strikes me. I’m hoping that I’ll have lots of arting and scanning time over the up-coming three-day weekend.

Solstice Celebration
Solstice Celebration
Image credit: SOHOEIT Consortium, ESA, NASA

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Monday Pet-blogging

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The sun came out today, and it was blinding. Harriet played for awhile outdoors, hunting bunnies and giving the squirrels a piece of her mind. I finally got a photo of her with her eyes squeezed half shut, because of the bright sunlight. I love it when she does that.

I let Pandora come outside with us for a little while, too, so that she could explore the snow while I cleaned off the car. She’s pretty unflappable, but she didn’t know quite what to think of the snow. It took her about 30 seconds to decide that it was not her idea of a good time. I let her back inside, and she hasn’t asked to go out since. Usually, she sticks her head out the door whenever I let the dog in or out, but I think her curiosity has been satisfied, at least for the time being.

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A lot of the snow has been melted by the sun, but it was so cold today that there’s still a crust of it covering everything. I noticed that the snow on my car, which is dark, has melted completely, while the neighbor’s truck, which is white, is still coated in it. Yay for solar energy. It’ll probably be singing a different tune next summer, but for now, it’s nice.

I stayed home from work today, but didn’t get much done. I’d planned on working on a couple of art projects, but all I managed was some scanning and Photoshopping of old journal entries. I uploaded them to Flickr (Hemp-bound Journal and Dada Journal), and will eventually get them uploaded to the website.

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It’s Flickrrrrr-ific!

I had intended to do some serious sleeping in this morning, but, alas, it was not to be. I woke up a couple of hours ago–too early to want to stay awake, but too late to reasonably go back to bed–to a solid grey day. I should have known that the good weather couldn’t last. The sunset last night was gorgeous, though, so I guess that makes up for it. It was an blindingly intense orange, with a ginormous sun pillar. I’ve seen sun pillars before, but never one this large or well defined. Of course, I was A) in my car and B) without my camera, so I didn’t get any pictures of it. Damn! What makes me cranky is that I almost picked up my camera on my way out the door that morning, but I decided it was pointless to take it along, as I was just going to work. That’ll learn me!

So, no pretty sunset pictures today, but I do have a photo I took last spring, just as the foliage was starting to unfurl. I love the lacy, delicate look of the pale, new leaves, and the softness of the mist. It’s just the ticket on a disgusting winter day, I think.

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I did some cross-pollination last night. I uploaded a metric butt-load of images from my website to my Flickr account, and added/rearranged some of my sets. Dawn asked about my Flickr account, and it occurred to me that the audiences for Flickr, blogs, and websites are slightly different, so it might be a good idea to duplicate information. It’ll be an interesting sociological experiment to see how the numbers fall out.

I still have to upload watercolors (such as they are), paintings on canvas, the ABC book, and a few odds and ends, and do a little bit more fine-tuning of sets, but everything else is pretty much finished, I think. Hopefully, I’ll have time to finish it in the next day or two. I also found a couple of images that’d been uploaded to Flickr, that hadn’t made it to the website. I have no idea how that happened, but it’ll be soon rectified, as well.

It was sort of weird going back through some of the gluebook and composition book images. I did the typical “That sucks,” “That’s not bad,” and “I totally forgot about that one” routine. But, by the time I’d finished, I also found that my head was swirling with half-formed ideas. So maybe it was a good thing that I decided to do this at this point in time.

Art, Crankypantsing, Meta

I’ll Take Potpourri for $200, Alex

Here’s a look at marginalia.

I have had about a million discussions about the proper care and handling of books, both from the perspective of a caretaker and an owner. A common sentiment among bibliophiles is that modifying a book in any way is an act of vandalism. Book ownership as a trusteeship; we should preserve our books for future generations, so that they might experience those books as they were originally published. I don’t buy that argument, though. A book is a living thing. The very act of reading it transforms it. From oils in your hands, which over time develop into stains, to creases along the spine, a book that has been read bears scars that testify to its life’s travels. When further transformed, by the addition of annotations, a book becomes a unique and priceless historical document. Not that my marginalia have any pretensions to such importance, but I think they are a far cry from vandalism.

One of my favorite high school teachers said that, if you hadn’t written in a book, you hadn’t truly read it. I don’t know that that’s strictly true, but being given the permission to write in text books dramatically changed the learning process for me. From that point on, I underlined, bracketed, highlighted, dog-eared, and took notes in the margins, all with great glee and abandon. Books became living things I interacted with, instead of passive things that simply existed to be read. Thank you, Mrs. Taylor, for that, and for a whole lot of other stuff. You were one of the bestest teachers EVAR.

I mention this, because it relates to my next altered book project. I still don’t have anything concrete enough to share, but it shall be forthcoming. Soon!

A Festivus for the Restivus? I used to dislike Seinfeld, but then I moved to the Land of No Cable, and discovered that when there’s nothing else on television, Seinfeld isn’t so bad. In fact, it’s occasionally damned good. There’s rarely a day that goes by that something Seinfeldian doesn’t crop up. Right now, as it’s the Solstice Season (Bill O’Reilley can kiss my fat ass), I feel like work is nothing but a revolving staff party. I hate staff parties. I don’t go to them, it makes me cranky to get the inevitable food sign-up memos, and I especially hate the twelfty gabillion e-mails counting down the commencement of the inevitable party. The worst, though, is when higher-ups go around corralling and shaming anti-social folks like me into attending. That especially pisses me off.

So, a co-worker called this morning (I’ve mentioned that I’m the only one who seems able to answer the phone?), asking me to go downstairs to meet her at the loading dock with a book truck, so that she could deliver goodies for this afternoon incarnation of The Party. I was not amused. Not amused in the least. It’s enough to make the Baby Jeebus cry. And, if that doesn’t do it, maybe this will? I mean, who wouldn’t want a menorah made out of tampons?

If you haven’t noticed, I’m not exactly brimful of the Holiday Spirit, whatever the hell that is. Not even the Viggo Mortensen Advent calendar has been able to ungrinchify me.

And now for a quick game of Statstacularity. I have to wonder if the folks who get to my blog or websites via a search engine bother to read the accompanying descriptive text. Because, somehow, I don’t think they do. Otherwise, the person searching for “ejaculating penis photos” probably wouldn’t have bothered visiting. I’m just sayin’… Also, “n.u.d.e. celebrity photos.” And, what’s up with acronymization? Is it supposed to be some sort of super s33kr1t code? I’m still getting lots of hits for puggles and “winter sky,” though singly, not in combination. There’s a thought, though. Imagine a Pug x Beagle, ears outstretched, soaring majestically through the brooding winter sky.

And since I’m in the mood to pick nits (whenever am I not?), the Maya people speak Mayan. There is no -n on the end of the word when it refers to the people themselves, or when it refers to their artifacts. It’s one thing for regular folks to get it wrong, but there is just no excuse for news editors not knowing the difference. That said, this mural is pretty damned cool. What’s special about it is that it dates from ~100BCE, which is 200 years before the classic period. These may be the earliest Maya wall paintings to be discovered.

Mural paintings in San Bartolo

This portion of the mural depicts a king making a blood sacrifice by piercing his penis. The practice was common among Maya rulers, who bore responsibility for the well being of their subjects. The genitals or tongue would be pierced using either an obsidian blade or a stingray spine. Pieces of bark paper were soaked in the blood, or, in some cases, ropes made of bark paper were pulled through holes pierced through the skin. The blood-soaked paper would then be burned in an offering to the gods.

To the ancient Maya, blood sacrifice was necessary for the survival of the gods, who in turn provided the Maya with everything they needed. The gods could not exist without the Maya, and the Maya could not exist without their gods.

I’m all blogged out, but since I invoked Viggo up there somewhere, I’ll leave you on this note:

I’m not anti-Bush; I’m anti-Bush behavior. In other words, I’m against cheating, greed, cruelty, racism, imperialism, religious fundamentalism, treason, and the seemingly limitless capacity for hypocrisy shown by Bush and his administration.
— Viggo Mortensen

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Non Sequiturs-a-Go-Go!

  • Why do pedestrians insist on J-walking at the slowest possible rate of speed? If you’re going to barge out into the street, in the path of on-coming traffic, the least you could do is pick up the pace a bit. That’s all I’m asking.
  • I did some minor clean-up and rearranging on the website. I had somehow missed fixing the navigation links on one page, as well as specifying a background color. I also rounded up the bad poetry I’d posted here, and placed it in the Writing section, along with a new piece, Three Things.
  • Shake-n-Bake tofu is damnfinegood. No, really! I hate the texture of tofu, so I’m normally not a fan. However, if you use extra firm tofu, slice it really thinly, coat it with Shake-n-Bake, then bake it until it’s crispy and slightly jerky-like, it’s delicious. Of course, it also isn’t exactly good for you when prepared that way, but whatever. It’s still better for you than potato chips, yes?
  • State-by-state GOP Scandal Scorecard. Indiana is fairly well represented, with “Our Man Mitch” leading the pack.
  • Walgreens has placed four of its Missouri pharmacists on leave for refusing to fill prescriptions for Plan B. (It is illegal in Missouri for pharmacies that carry birth control pills to refuse sale of Plan B.) That’s all well and good, but the drugstore chain has offered to relocate the employees to states where it’s legal to refuse to dispense certain drugs on moral grounds. So, it’s not like Walgreens is taking a stand. They’re just adhering to state law, and will likely foist their employees off on the less fortunate residents of another state.
  • A heaping dose of Christmas kitsch from Going Jesus, in the form of Angels We Have Heard Are High.
  • I’m suddenly getting a metric butt-load of hits from searches for “winter sky.” It’s interesting how things like that happen in waves.