Art, Artist Books, Collage, Ladybusiness

Color Erratica: Magenta and Orange

Museum of Femoribilia
Museum of Femoribilia

Girls
Girls

Did She Fake
Did She Fake

Be Ready
Be Ready
10 x 6 1/4 inches
new and vintage magazine ads, wrapping paper, page from vintage children’s activity book, 1920s yearbook photos, and soap wrapper

The latest round of Color Erratica pages, this time in magenta and orange. The monitor I’m viewing them on right now is, I think, uncalibrated, because the colors look off. They were fine on my own machine.

I took more of a gluebook approach to my pages in this book. I was reluctant to use any wet media, because the pages of the book had been glued together by the owner. Where others had used wet media, the paper has buckled and the glue is failing (you can see the buckling in the first page).

Crankypantsing, News & Politics

In No Particular Order…

  • I know I should drink more water, but the water in this building tastes disgusting. I have to add Emergen-C to it to make it palatable. Even then, I can taste the staleness. Ugh.
  • Why do all libraries smell like pee?
  • I’m still getting more traffic to my pets’ website from some damned Usenet post about Puggles, than I am any other source. Puggles, I tell you!
  • Dark chocolate covered espresso beans are a gift from the gods.
  • I’m sick of the political bickering on various art mail lists. Specifically, I’m fed up with people who freak out at the merest mention of anything that might be even remotely political in nature. I’m amazed at the amount of time and effort that gets wasted in whinging about it. Person Y says X. Twenty people are loudly offended by it and rush to put the smack-down on Person Y, claiming that she’s stomping all over their right to have a peaceful list experience. Hello? Who, exactly, is creating an unpeaceful list experience? Yeah, that’s what I thought, too. So, anyway, I started an art and politics/social issues Yahoo group, wherein discussion of art and social/political debate will be welcomed. I’ll post details soon. Aside from canning spam, I don’t intend to do any other moderating. I’m a big fan of the Usenet “free speech” model. (I’ve often said that, if I ran the world, things would be different.)
  • Gas is up to US$2.65/gallon. I don’t even want to think about what my heating bill is going to be this winter. Last winter, which wasn’t terribly cold, I went through two tanks of propane. At ~$500/tank, that was harsh. This winter is sure to be even worse.
  • Big Brother is on tonight. I’m not amused that Kaysar was nominated for eviction. The guy was only just returned to the house, for Jeebus’ sake! Worse, he gave the Head of Household win to the person who nominated him. She made a deal with him, promising she’d nominate the two people he’d chosen, if he’d throw the competition. She lied, which is not unexpected, but she and the rest of her alliance have spent the entire game insisting that they will play honestly and with integrity. M’kaythen.
  • Offensive ads. Specifically, this recentish Mt. Dew ad (#3). I don’t even know where to start. It’s as bad as all those Hardee’s Food Porn ads.
News & Politics, Pets, Photography

A Recipe, the Moon, and Some Other Stuff

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I love green beans. They are quite possibly the most perfect food in the world. One of my favorite ways to make them is to sautee them with a bit of tamari and lemon juice.

(All measurements are very approximate.)
4-6C fresh or frozen green beans, cut to taste
1T olive oil (enough to lightly coat pan)
4-6 scallions, chopped
4oz mushrooms, cut to taste
2-3T tamari (you can substitute soy sauce)
a few cloves of garlic, chopped
the juice of one lemon

Lightly coat a wok or large frying pan with olive oil and bring up to medium heat. Add the scallions, green beans, and tamari and cook for about 15-20 minutes. Add the mushrooms and garlic and cook until the mushrooms are tender. Add lemon juice and turn up heat slightly. This is a good time to taste and adjust the tamari and add any other seasonings you might like. I prefer fairly plain food, so I stick to just tamari and lemon. When all the liquid is cooked out, remove from heat and serve.

The left-overs make a damnfinegood breakfast, too.

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Last night, I got home a little before 8:00. It was nearly full dark, the sky had cleared, and the waxing gibbous moon was a lovely, buttery color.

I feel out of touch with the shifting seasons right now. My regular schedule is such that I’m up at 4am and out the door by 5am. I get to see the slow, subtle, daily changes in the morning light. I miss the fog and the smell of early morning. I miss the quiet, secret feel of pre-dawn. I miss being one of the first people at work.

Right now I’m on a later schedule, leaving home around 8am. That means that the sunset shift is coming as a bit of a shock. Instead of a steady build-up to fall, it feels like it’s happening all too suddenly. When I get to work, there are hordes of people and, despite the fact that it’s a library, it’s noisy and crowded and bustling. It makes me feel anxious and like I’m putting my feet in all the wrong places.

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Despite the fact that Harriet’s a high strung, tweaky, high maintenance sort of dog, she’s completely unperturbed by things like loads of laundry descending upon her while she’s innocently napping. I guess that’s not really all that surprising, as she loves to be covered up while she sleeps. I expect the laundry feels nice and toasty warm to her.

Right now, in fact, she’s sleeping on the bed. Somehow, she’s managed to get one of the pillows on top of her. It’s draped over her like a blanket. She takes being comfy very, very seriously.

I’ve noticed that she’s starting to take some interest in strange noises. While she was one of two, she would leave the watch dog duties to Elliott. The house could be overrun by an army of zombies and she’d happily sleep right through it. Last night, while we were sitting on the couch watching Big Brother, the cat knocked over something in the bedroom. Harriet snapped to attention, gave me an “Aren’t you going to check that out?” look, then let out a couple of soft woofs. She’s also started to alert me to cars going up and down the drive, which is reassuring. Not that I’m concerned about traffic, but that I’m glad she’s taking interest in what’s going on around her.

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In other news, I finally finished the new Harry Potter book. It was spoiled by some asstrumpet online, so I knew what was going to happen, but that didn’t soften the blow. I’ve read a couple of blog reviews of it, all of which were unhappy about the ending. I won’t say that it makes me happy, but I do see why it was necessary. Part of the hero’s journey requires that s/he go it alone.

Some of the responses I read were hopeful that those who have died would return in the last book. I don’t think they will. I hope they won’t. One of the things that’s struck me about the last couple of books is that they don’t lie to kids about death. Death can be sudden and incomprehensible, it can happen at the hands of those we trust (but maybe shouldn’t), and it is, most of all, final. You don’t get do-overs.

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Via Bitch Ph.D. and posts to a couple of my mail lists:

Have you heard about Cindy Sheehan? She’s the mother of a soldier who was killed in Iraq. She’s been holding a vigil outside the president’s home in Crawford, Texas, waiting for him to talk to her. All she wants is an explanation from him for why her son had to die. Personally, I think that’s the least he could do for her. Bush, who is there on vacation, refuses to speak to her, though. Apparently, he needs to get on with his life. Must be nice. Some folks, like Ms. Sheehan’s son, Casey, aren’t lucky enough to have a life to get on with. Ms. Sheehan is camped out, waiting for the president to change his mind. She might be in for a long wait, so there is a postcard campaign to 1) help show support and 2) help her pass the time. Ideally, you would send a postcard a day, but I think even just one would make a difference.

Cindy Sheehan
Crawford Peace House
9142 East 5th Street
Crawford TX 76638-3037

No matter how you feel about this war, I think you’d agree that the loved ones of those who have died deserve to know what, exactly, they died for.

Pets, Photography

The Rain Came

Saturday night, a weird storm system moved in. I got photos of the beginning of it, while the sky was patchy and there was still some cloud definition. At one point, there were puffy clouds to the south and crepuscular rays streaming from behind a stand of trees to the west, all while it was gently raining.

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The contrast between the hyper-saturated greens of the grass and trees in the rain and the grey skies above was striking. Hopefully, the long dry spell hasn’t killed my little walnut trees. They were starting to get pretty bedraggled and unhappy looking.

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I also got some pictures of a Spicebush Swallowtail butterfly and of a Pearl Crescent. Every time I changed position, the swallowtail would flitter off until I’d settled down again.

The little Pearl Crescent barely landed before flying away, so I only got one half-way decent photo of her.

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Pearl Crescent

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Spicebush Swallowtail (Papilio troilus)

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Female (left) and Male (right) Eastern Tiger Swallowtail

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Spicebush Swallowtail (black) and Eastern Tiger Swallowtail (center) which seem to be mating (!), with Eastern Tiger Swallowtail (right)

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Male Eastern Tiger Swallowtail

And, now, the obligatory dogblogging. Harriet Brown, Queen of Bones, has been enjoying the fact that there is no one else to covet her hoard. She has taken to gathering up all her chewies, making a pile of them on the couch, then lying on them while she naps and chews.

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Meta

And Another Thing…

Whilst going over my blog stats, I noticed that someone Googled, um, Yahoo’d up a helping of “little girl porn” for themselves. Ew. Imagine their surprise when they got here and there was no porn to be had? Another recent search string was “itching like crazy.”

Meanwhile, over at ye olde website, folks were in search of eye patches (my invitation to the Pirate convention must’ve been lost in the mail), photos of bad sideburns (I am not making this up), and tattoos of Boxer dogs.

M’kaythen.

Crankypantsing, Pets, Photography

Long Time No Blog

Cars
Because life is never quite exciting enough, the MoonPie of Delight decided to die. Of course, she waited until after I’d spent $500 getting the oil pump and some damned seal replaced, before shuffling off this mortal coil. That’s how these things happen, I guess.

So now I’m car shopping, which is pretty damned funny. I know nothing whatsoever about cars, beyond “Oooh, pretty!” Somehow, that strikes me as an ass-backwards way to go about choosing a car, but what can I say? At this point, I’m leaning toward another hatchback or a small wagon (Ford Focus or Subaru Outback?), but Jeebus only knows what I’ll end up with when it’s all said and done. I know that it will not be a sedan or coupe. I need rear cargo space that will accommodate a medium-sized dog crate and/or art. Plus, I’m just not a sedan sorta person. A small SUV would be fine, but for the few occasions 4WD would actually be helpful, it hardly seems worth the expense. The extra clearance would definitely be good (the driveway is gravel and often in serious need of grading), but again, I’m not sure it’s worth the expense.

Anyway, the result is that I’m superdamned cranky. I don’t like being carless.

Dogs
On the bright side, I found myself a little virtual dog therapy. Check out this little guy. Have you ever seen anything like those ears? I didn’t think so! I really recommend looking at the video, too, if you’re on broadband. I know I said male Boxer*, but I’m smitten. Unfortunately, he’s the right dog at the wrong time. Damn, is he ever gorgeous, though! Hopefully, someone will adopt him soon, so he can stop tormenting me.

On the homefront, Harriet is still being a sissypants about going out into the yard by herself. She’s desperately in need of another dog to hold her paw and egg her on. I don’t mind going out with her, but for some reason, she says it’s not the same as chasing bunnies with another dog, thankyouverymuch. She’s enjoying getting all the attention for her very own self, though. Boxers are not lap dogs, but evidently no one ever told her that. I spent yesterday evening, sitting on the couch, trying to balance my book on top of her. It’s a Very Good Thing she’s cute.

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Arting
In other news, I’ve not been in any sort of mood to do any arting. I’ve been re-reading the first five Harry Potter books, instead. I finished the fifth one Monday and–finally!–started on the new one yesterday. If I can tear myself away from it, I’m going to spend tonight and tomorrow catching up on other people’s art.

Movies
In movie news, I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory over the weekend. It was everything I’d hoped it would be–much creepier than Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. I’m a huge Tim Burton fan, though, so it would’ve had to’ve been pretty dreadful for me not to have enjoyed it.

I’ve also been working my way through a stack of Netflix: The League of Gentlemen, seasons 2-3 (brilliant, of course), Dogville (a wonderful Lars von Trier oddity), and the rest of Wonderfalls (I can’t recommend it enough). Another little film was recommended in one of “my” dog groups: The Miracle of the White Stallions. It’s a typical mid-’60s Disney film, but I thought it was well worth watching. It’s set in WWII Austria, so the Disnification of the war, Nazis, Americans, etc. is interesting. Plus, pretty horsies!

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* The master plan was to eventually end up with a female Sibe and a male Boxer. Since Harriet is such a fearsome bitch where other girldogs are concerned, the next dog will have to be a boy. Since the boy half of the eventual duo was to be a Boxer, that meant that the next dog was to be a Boxer boy. That’s what I get for making plans, right? Becaue, now I’m seriously rethinking them. A male Sibe-female Boxer combo can’t be too bad, can it? Those Boxer girls are such pains in the arse when it comes to bossypantsing, though, so I dunno. A female Sibe would, I think, be much easier to live with. I could go around in circles like this for days on end.**

** This should give you some idea why car hunting is making my brain explodiate.

Pets, Photography

Elliott (March 1994-July 29, 2005)

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Late Thursday night, I lost my heart dog. I got Elliott as a puppy, eleven years ago. Eleven is a nice, respectable age for a dog, but it’s not enough

From the start, he was my constant shadow, always underfoot and alert to my every movement. He was a dream puppy–reliably housebroken from day one and thoroughly trustworthy. With one exception, he never touched anything that wasn’t his. (In his defense, the chair he ate was later eaten by two other dogs. Obviously, it deserved it.)

Elliott had a wicked sense of humor, something that won’t surprise anyone who has lived with Chowy dogs. They’re deeply, but quietly, funny. Elliott’s Pit Bull half meant that he was also silly, gregarious, and big-hearted. He was glad to do anything I asked of him, and more. Bomb-proof, nothing fazed him.

If I could design the perfect dog right this minute, it would be Elliott. I wouldn’t have changed a thing about him.

When Elliott was five, I decided it was time to add a second dog to our home. When I got Harriet, Elliott was ecstatic. He wanted desperately to play with her, but she was Not Interested. It took her about 24 hours to warm up to him, but when she did, they became good friends.

As playmates, they were well matched. Elliott taught Harriet how to play chase games and she taught him how to box. Hardly a day went by without riotous games of bitey-face. He let her boss him around (that’s what girldogs do best and Elliott was happy to let her exercise her bitchy prerogative). She let him take care of alerting to strange noises and intruders (watch dog duty is not her Thing). Despite occasional disagreements and the odd fight, they were deeply bonded to each other.

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I don’t know how dogs perceive death, but I know that Harriet’s at loose ends. She was terribly bossy toward Elliott, but she always took her cues from him. If he decided that a noise outside wasn’t worth worrying about, she believed him. It’ll be interesting to see how she adapts to not having Elliott to hold her paw.

Another area for concern is how well I’ll be able to deal with her activity level. Walks and play time aren’t an issue, but there are games that dogs play with each other that humans just can’t participate in. I went outside with Harriet this afternoon, at their regular “dog play” time. She stood on the deck and looked at me like “Now what?” Even when she was just mooching around, eating grass, she was always accompanied by Elliott. She doesn’t quite seem to know what to do with herself without him.

At some point, I’m sure I’ll get another dog–a male Boxer, if all goes according to plan. It’ll be a while, though. For now, I’m just trying to get used to having a one-dog household. It’s a little surreal. Elliott took up a huge amount of psychological space. He was always glued to my side, so that, even when he was resting quietly, I was always aware of his presence.

Goodbye to the bestest dog ever. I miss you like crazy.

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Journals, Photography

Sunset and Journaling

Last night’s sunset was spectacularly vivid. The sky was an intense cerulean and the clouds were neon pink. I managed to get some pictures before it had faded too much.

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The weather did, indeed, turn lovely, just as our trusty weatherdude promised. With lows in the crispy upper 50sF, it was perfect for sleeping. I was so comfortable when my alarm went off this morning that I didn’t want to get out of bed. Sleeping all day was, alas, not on my To Do list, though.

Now, on to journaling. I belong to a few art journaling mail lists. I enjoy discussing materials, motivation, inspiration, etc., and these lists are a good place to do that. Probably the most frequent topic of discussion is “journaler’s block.” Folks post, asking for help with visual how-to guides and idea prompts, because they’re drawing a blank or, worse, they are intimidated by their journals. I think everyone who expresses themselves creatively has experienced the former. In my experience, there is an ebb and flow to creativity. Some days the muse dogs your every move, bullying you until you pay attention to her and other days she can’t be coaxed into coming to the party. As an artist, you learn to deal with her fickleness in your own way.

The latter problem is a whole ‘nother kettle of fishes. I really feel for people who are intimidated by their own journals. I don’t know how you help someone in that position. To me a journal is just an extension of my own mental space; a sort of back-up drive for my brain, where I can dump the stuff that swirls around in my head. Otherwise, it will drive me to distraction. And, we don’t want that, do we?

Hemp Bound Journal:  Spine
Hemp Bound Journal: Spine

I think this is why it’s difficult for me to understand or offer advice to someone who is intimidated by their journal. To me, that means that what they really fear is the stuff that swirls around in their heads. Or, perhaps they just don’t have the skills to access the swirly stuff? I’m not sure it matters either way, as all the encouragement and journaling tips in the world are unlikely to help the person because the real problem isn’t just your garden variety Mental Block.

Maybe what the intimidated person needs to do is offer a formal invitation to her muse. Ask her over for a cocktail or a cup of coffee and have a little chat with her. Maybe the two of you can come to a mutually beneficial agreement?

Now, if I can just stay connected long enough to upload this. I swear, if the digital divide were any larger, I’d be back in the Stone Age. Apparently, us rural folks don’t merit either a stable dial-up connection, much less any kind of broadband option. I’d be happy with a 14.4kbs transfer rate. I just want to be able to get on-line.

Crankypantsing, Meta, News & Politics, Pets, Photography

Nitpickings and Ramblings

Have I mentioned that if it’s not one thing, it’s ten others? Yes! Yes, I believe I have.

I keep finding pesky little issues with the website. Most of them stem from having used my host’s silly web FTP to upload files. Life would’ve been grand if I could’ve used a proper FTP client to do the uploading, but, obviously, that would’ve been far, far too easy. I think there are approximately eleventy-hundred separate files, so when loading them five (yes, *5*) at a time, it’s not surprising that a few went AWOL. I keep a close eye on my error reports and fix problems as I find them, but if y’all run across files that seem to be missing, just let me know and I’ll fix them ASAP. So far, it’s mostly been large images that have gone walkabout, but I also ran across a couple of links that were, um, pointing with their middle fingers. I dunno how that happened, as I used relative URLs for internal links. Another issue has been file names changing case when uploaded. What’s weird is that they changed from lower to upper case. Hmmm. Usually, it’s the other way around.

Anyway, that’s a rambly way of saying that I’m continuing to tidy things up around the edges. Which, you may have guessed, is the story of my life.

No art today. I’ve been driving myself to tears with this Color Erratica round robin. Someone dropped out, causing a log jam of books, so a bunch of us are scrambling to get caught up and get the group back on track. I took a break from it last night, though, and sat on my ass and did N-O-T-H-I-N-G. Well, not exactly nothing. I watched some–you guessed it!–really bad TeeVee. I’ll spare you the details, as there really aren’t any.

The unholy hot weather continues. “They” say we’ll get a break from it tomorrow. I’ll believe it when I see it. In the meantime, because Freshman orientation is over and the wee kiddies and their parents have left the building, and because the heat index has been in the triple digits, and because we supposedly need to conserve energy, The Powers That Be have declared that our building will be having periodic chilled water outages. Yep. When it gets super hot, they turn off our AC. Of course, this is an eleven story building with no windows above the third floor, so it’s not like we need AC or anything. M’kay. All that means that here are about a zillion fans going full-blast, so A) it’s impossible to hear yourself think and B) I really have to question whether there is, in fact, any sort of energy savings at all.

Le sigh. If I ran the world, things would be very, very different. Not better, mind you, just, well, different. For example, we might have year-round snow:

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And, finally, for those of you who care, the House of Representatives re-upped the Patriot Act. (A pdf of the full text of the Patriot Act can be found here.)

Art, Artist Books, Collage

Color Erratica: White

I Turn Myself Inside Out I
I Turn Myself Inside Out I

I Keep My Spine in My Pocket
I Keep My Spine in My Pocket

By Hand
By Hand

I Turn Myself Inside Out II
I Turn Myself Inside Out II

These are the pages I did in Patti’s book, for the Color Erratica round robin. Obviously, her chosen color was white. She requested that people choose vintage themes–black and white movies and things that made people feel calm and soothed. I don’t know how well I followed her directions–calm and soothing is not really in my art vocabulary. However, out of my work to date in this round robin, I’m happiest–on a personal level, at least–with what I’ve done in Patti’s book. Hopefully, she’ll like it, too.

[Edit: The last image was taken with my camera while the other three were scanned. The scanned images are fairly close in color to the originals. The one taken by my camera came out almost glacial white, which is incorrect. Can’t do anything about it now, because the book is long gone.]