Pets, Photography

Miss Brown’s Easter Basket

Miss Brown received a care package from her Auntie Darla in Canadia. I was a meanypants and didn’t let her open it until Easter. I could have made her wait until her birthday next week, but I’m not that mean.

And, so, I give you The Devil and Miss Brown, a play in one act.

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It’s Here!

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What’s in the boxxxxxxx?!

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Cannot blink my glowy eyes of dqqm. Cannot take glowy eyes of dqqm off rawhide.

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Chewing…

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Still chewing…

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Meanwhile, Bad Cuz has a date with the camera. His little devil horns are seriously cute.

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Bad Cuz is joined by Mr. Hockey Ball.

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Bad Cuz and Mr. Hockey Ball are joined by Cookies.

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Miss Brown spies Bad Cuz on the dining room table.

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Miss Brown approaches for a closer look.

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Miss Brown seizes the moment and absconds with Bad Cuz.

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Miss Brown repairs to her boudoir with the dashing Bad Cuz.

Photography

Spring Cleaning

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Vines Engulfing Fence Post 22 April 2006

I think I’m just about finished with spring cleaning. I stumbled across this template (apologies for the periodic ugliness a few days ago), and I really like it. The last one wasn’t exactly what I was looking for aesthetically, and it was missing some important functionality (like a calendar). I had to do some very minor rearranging of the current template, but it was actually pretty close to perfect straight out of the box. All I did was add my StatCounter button, drop in the header links, and swap around the sidebar content into more logical groupings.

And, miracle of miracles, it appears to work properly in IE, and it looks fine at both 1024 x 768 and 1280 x 1024 screen resolutions. The real test will be whether or not it will properly handle wrapping short amounts of text around tall, vertical images. The last, ill-fated template did not like the float tag.

Alas, neither does this one. Damn! Using it runs the current post into the previous post, with all sorts of wacky-wrapping and whatnot. So, I’ll replace it with a photo from last spring. It’s amazing how early everything bloomed this spring, and comparing last spring’s photos, I see it’s not just my imagination. We’re a full month ahead of where we were at this time last year. Scary!

Uncategorized

Breadmaking

I love homemade bread, but I don’t often have the patience to make it entirely by hand. I’m also not in love with the stuff that comes out of bread machines. It’s too dense and too dry, and it’s often crumbly. But, I’m on an extra tight budget this month, so I got out the bread machine in lieu of buying bread.

Tip 1: I experimented a bit, and discovered that adding a little extra water (or a little less flour), omitting the powdered milk that most recipes seem to call for, substituting olive oil for butter, and upping the salt a bit, results in an airy, moist bred with a crisp crust. Very nearly delightful.

The only problem–and it’s a minor one–is that the initial blending needs a little bit of assistance. Because of the increased ratio of water:flour, the paddle won’t be able to gather everything together into a ball on its own. A couple of minutes with a wooden spoon, pushing flour from the corners toward the moving paddle, is all it takes to get things on track. After the dough comes together, the paddle should be able to knead it on its own.

Tip 2: When making whole wheat bread in the bread machine, stop the machine after the first knead/rest period, then restart the cycle from the beginning. The extra kneading will help develop the gluten, and will result in a softer, less crumbly bread.

Photography

Mr. Grill

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Sometime after the Bumpases moved in, early last winter, a sad little pod-shaped grill popped up under one of the trees in front of my building. Coincidence? Unlikely. There he’s sat, all winter, forlorn and rusting. I’m surprised that the grounds folks haven’t thrown him away, since he’s in the common area in front of the building, and not where a grill ought to be.

Imagine my surprise, when coming home, to find that not only had they mowed the grass (at 30F!), but that poor Mr. Grill had been evicted from his cozy spot under the cedar tree and left sitting in the middle of the sidewalk. I wonder how long he’ll stay there?

News & Politics

Cheap Entertainment

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Who else could distill Athenian democracy down to five sentences?

Tangent Alert!

I think I mentioned recently that, while in the shower, I couldn’t remember whether or not I’d already just washed my hair? Well, I had a similar experience this morning. As I was putting shampoo on my hair, I suddenly realized that I’d already washed it. Twice. Third time’s a charm, right?

Photography

April Showers

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Storm Clouds over Business/SPEA 3 April 2007 3:30pm

Until today, all the good spring storms had happened overnight. This was the view from where I work at about 3:30. There was a ton of lightning, too, but not of the sort you can photograph. It’s still rumbly outside, and I noticed, as I was driving home, that there were washy sections across the road, where there’d been some minor flash flooding. I have to say that it’s very nice to be living in town, away from overhanging trees, and where I don’t have to drive very far to get home from work. My storm anxiety is almost non-existent now, which is very, very cool.

Crankypantsing, Pets

Department of Complaints Department

It’s supposed to get up to 78F today, with storms late in the afternoon. Tonight, the low is supposed to be 28F. It was a little chilly last night (I’m guessing it was about 50F when I got up). Too cool for a fan, but too warm not to have it on. Unfortunate, because the fan provides white noise, which masks some of the weird, random sounds that come from upstairs during the night.

Which brings me to my complaint o’ the day. Why, oh why, is it necessary for Mr. Upstairs to practice scales at 4am? Up-up-up-up-up, down-down-down-down-down. I usually get up at 4:30, so I didn’t appreciate being waked up a half hour early by him plunking on the keyboard. And stomping in time with the, um, “music.” That went on until I left at 5:45.

He’s also added an early evening session of step aerobics to his routine, of which I approve in theory (exercise is good!) but cannot abide in practice (step aerobics is noisy!).

I’m going to have to complain to the management folks. I don’t want to. Really, really, really, I don’t. I have a feeling that the guy has bigger issues than just being an asshole, and it’s probably not fair to expect him to have any concept of what constitutes socially acceptable behavior. But, damnit, he’s driving me to tears!

In other crazy neighbor news, a new tenant moved into the apartment above the Bumpases. He’s got a cute little white Pit Bull, but she’s an obnoxious pain in the ass. He left her out on the balcony most of the day on Sunday, and she bark-bark-barked at every little thing. And when I took Harriet out for her afternoon potty break, she snarled and growled and flung herself at the balcony railing, trying to get to Harriet. Not good. She’s up on the third floor, and I’d hate to see her fall. I also think she’s awfully young to be exhibiting that level of dog aggression, even for a Pit Bull. They usually don’t get snarky until they’re a year or two old, and this girl is maybe 4-5 months old.

Bookarts

Packing Paper Book

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Packing Paper Book
packing paper Coptic bound with silk thread
4 1/2 x 6 inches, 10 signatures of 5 leaves each (50 pages)

I got an e-mail from someone on Friday, asking me about the Coptic stitch tutorial I wrote. She wanted to know if there was any way to make the outer rows into full knots instead of half knots. If you’ve gone through the tutorial, you’ll have noticed that in the end rows, the needle enters the next signature, instead of going back into the same hole it came out of. That makes the end rows of stitches look a little less than pretty. It’s something that\’s bugged me, from an aesthetic viewpoint, but it’s inherent in the binding, and I wasn’t bothered enough to try to find a different method. The binding, as it is, is nice and easy and sturdy, which is my main concern. I toss these books into my bag and carry them with me for months at a time, so I know this binding method is strong and durable.

However, I’m all for improvement! So, I had another go at trying to think up an easy way to make all the rows of stitches identical. Usually, you would use one long, uncut piece of thread for the whole binding, working up and down the spine. This time, I treated each signature as a separate entity. The first signature is attached to the cover in the usual manner, but when you get to the end of the first signature, you wrap the thread around the stitch above it, then re-enter the end hole. Tie off the thread. Re-start the next signature, from scratch, etc., etc., etc. This way, the first and last rows of stitches are making a full pass around the stitches above them and are re-entered into the hole they originated from, forming a full, pretty knot instead of a half, ugly knot.

So, this was just a quickie experiment to test out how feasible this flavor of binding would be. The photos are not great, because the light was going and the wind kept blowing the pages around. At some point, I’ll give the binding another try, and get better pictures. I’m not sure how much I’ll use this binding method, though, because the extra knots at the beginning and end of each signature are a little unappealing. It also takes more time than my usual method, because of all the extra knotting. Maybe using something less slippery next time would help. Silk was a bad, bad choice for a lot of reasons.

Also, I found my iron! Of which I actually have two, because I temporarily lost my old one and had to replace it. Not that I iron very often. I don’t even own an ironing board. The only thing I use it for seems to be paper. It came in handy today, for flattening the packing paper I used in this book. Reduce, reuse, recycle, right? I can’t stand throwing away brown kraft paper, even though it’s not archival. I adore the stuff. And this stash of it is extra nice. It’s very thin and strong, with a hard, smooth texture (like sandwich bags, not grocery bags).

Photography

One Week Later

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April 1

It’s amazing how much things can change in just a week. The crabapple trees have been threatening to bloom for weeks now. I first noticed their bud swellings on Valentine’s day. The grass has turned an impossible shade of bright green. The forsythia and redbuds are blooming. Lilacs won’t be far behind.

It stormed early this morning, so everything was super wet when I got up. There is a giant patch of violets at the back end of the field, but most of them were still asleep. As I was bending down to look at the flowers, I heard a large bee buzzing overhead.

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