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Ten Sticks of Butter, Hold the Veggies

I just watched the Pioneer Woman make a meal that contained, in total, ten sticks of butter. Two in the cake, three in mashed potatoes, one on top of mashed potatoes, one spread on each half of a loaf of French bread, and two melted and poured over beef tenderloins. 

The only veggie was a cheese-topped salad the guests brought. Also, the cake had layers of whipped cream and Nutella, and the potatoes had half-and-half, cream cheese, and heavy cream in them. 

And right after that, Trisha Yearwood showed a couple how to make a meal that contained zero veggies. 

My stomach hurts just from watching that.  I’m also  wondering why the Food Network hates vegetables. 

2 thoughts on “Ten Sticks of Butter, Hold the Veggies”

  1. Don't read the Pioneer Woman cookbook (I read it at the library)! 90% of my cooking is vegetables and I have never understood not eating them. It really is scary what people consider a “good” diet.

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  2. She annoys me for a whole lot of reasons. I don't know why I was watching her, except for the fact that the Food Network is like a giant horror show to me and sometimes I can't look away. I could not believe how much butter she used, for one meal! And that puny salad reminded me of companies that buy carbon offsets. Um, serving a few pieces of lettuce (adorned with cheese!), does not make up for gross butter abuse.

    AIEEE!

    I feel like I need to eat an entire garden's worth of veggies, just to bleach the memory of all that butter from my brain.

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