We Are Now Prepared for the Apocalypse

When the End Times come, everyone but Kirk Cameron and his banana will be stuck here on Earth.

If you find you’ve misplaced your corkscrew in the ensuing chaos, not to worry! All you need to open a bottle of wine–and those of us Left Behind will surely be requirous of an adult beverage–is a shoe.

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