Art, Crankypantsing

Happy Ides of March!

Beware, this post contains crankypantsing.

First, certain people I work with speak far too often and far too loudly. I wish they would either shut the hell up or use their indoor voices. One of these days, I’m going to snap, and yell, “Shhh! This is a library!”

Second, I pulled a muscle in my neck and it’s killing me. I’m praying that little movement and much ibuprofen will be of help.

Instant Review: Creating Sketchbooks for Embroiderers and Textile Artists by Kay Greenlees

According to Amazon.com, it hasn’t been released yet. It came through my coworker’s cataloging queue, today, so I got a chance to check it out.

  • Eye candy galore
  • Chock-a-block with color plates
  • Hardback with sewn binding
  • Amazon.com has it listed for $15.72, but the US price listed on the cover is $24.95, which is still damned good value for money

The book is geared toward the use of sketchbooks for fiber artists, but I think there is plenty of information and inspiration for those who, like me, are fiber-challenged. It’s not really a journaling resource, as it focuses more on the relationship sketchbooks play in the creation of finished artworks. Not that journalers wouldn’t get their money’s worth out of it; I think they would. It’s just not a journaling-specific resource, so it deals less with personal exploration than it does with the process of creating visual concepts. Anyway, I’ve added it to my Amazon wish list and will be purchasing it when it comes out. I’ve definitely spent more money on lesser books.

Oh, hey! My neck/shoulder cramp is nearly gone. Hallelujah!

Art

What to Paint

Via What’s in Rebecca’s Pocket, some, um, interesting ideas for paintings from the New Yorker.

Stampede of Nudes: … What has frightened these nudes? Is it the lightning in the background? Or did one of the nudes just spook? You don’t know, and this creates tension.

The Repentant Cameron Diaz: Cameron Diaz, her tear-streaked face lit by a candle, gazes wistfully at a photograph of me.

Still-Life with Rabbit: A wooden table is chockablock with fruit, cheese, and a glass of wine. To one side is a dead rabbit, a dead pheasant, and a dead eel. And you’re thinking, Thanks for the fruit, but, man, take better care of your pets.

So, if you’re ever suffering from painter’s block, you obviously need look no further for inspiration.

Crankypantsing, Pets

Over It

Okay, that little taste of spring was quite nice, but I’ve suddenly reached my limit.  You see, I found a wee baby tick last night.  There is no creature on God’s green earth that is more loathsome than the tick. Ticks are repulsive, disgusting vectors of disease and they have no business bringing themselves within a country mile of me.  I want a restraining order.

So, I broke out the Frontline and have place an order for a Preventic collar.  Just the one.  And, wow, did that ever feel weird.  I’m used to stocking up by ordering 4-6 tick collars at a time.  There’s no need to do that now, though, since I’m down to one nekkid dog.  A tick collar will last Harriet a full three months, instead of the usual 30 days for the Chowy dog.

Crankypantsing

Linky Monday

First, I bring you these fun filled time wasters:

  • Cats in Sinks. Yes, that’s right, pictures of Cats! In! Sinks! Rory would approve, I think.
  • Stuff on My Cat. Have you ever felt the need to pile stuff on top of your cat? Well, you are not alone.
  • My Cat Hates You. Some cats are bad seeds. Other cats are really bad seeds.

Happy Monday! It was a pretty useless weekend, so I didn’t bother to bore y’all with the details. Some highlights, though: I went to see The Libertine on Saturday. Johnny Depp does not disappoint. And, who knew he’d look so good with ’80s heavy aluminum hair? Then, I spent most of yesterday on the couch, watching fil-ums: The Road to God Knows Where (Nick Cave, like Mr. Depp, rarely disappoints), House of 1000 Corpses (revolting), and The Craft (I finally got around to watching it; not bad. At least I now know why Charmed insists on ruining The Smith’s How Soon is Now.).

At one point yesterday, the cat and the dog–who were lazing on the couch with me–started to yawn at the same time that I did. Now, that’s when you know you’ve achieved ultimate uselessness. I’m blaming it on the weather. I always get sleepy when it rains for days on end.

There’s not much to report from the Department of Arting. I didn’t finish anything over the weekend, but I did some preliminary work. I coffee-stained three pairs of toddler’s tights and a baby’s dress, which means my hands smell like coffee. I’d bought them–the tights and dress, not the hands–ages ago for a series of paintings, but they were so starkly white that I didn’t end up using them. I also primed several largish sheets of paper, which means I have a layer of gesso perm-a-bonded to my coffee scented cuticles. Because, you know, I apparently can’t apply anything even vaguely paint-like without using my hands.

While watching movies, I went through a pile of magazines, cutting out junk to use for collage work. Which reminded me of a tip from Andy. You can erase the clay-coat printing from magazine pages. A regular old eraser will work (but is a bit tedious). I found that a foam sanding block or super fine grit sand paper works great, too. Here’s the fun part, though: you can place objects, like coins, keys, or buttons, under the magazine page, then erase/sand over them, leaving a reverse rubbing of the object. Pretty cool, eh? You can do the same thing with larger patterns. The planking on my deck is old and weathered, with a raised grain that would lend itself well to this sort of thing. Many old buildings have interesting wrought iron grille work that might make nice reverse rubbings, as well. I don’t recommend doing any sort of rubbings of grave markers, though, because no matter how gentle you are, it deteriorates the stone. Sad but true. The kindest thing to do with grave markers is to take photos instead of doing rubbings.

And now, the inevitable crankypantsing: While upgrading some of the software on my computer, I decided to give iTunes a try. Boy, was that ever a mistake! For some reason, it doesn’t work on my system. I don’t know why, and I really don’t care enough to figure it out. I tried uninstalling it, redownloading it, and reinstalling it, and that’s as much effort as I’m willing to invest in it. The problem is that the audio is garbled. I assume it’s a compatibility issue. I can play music just fine with other programs, so I know my sound card is not faulty. I think I’ll stick to my old copy of MusicMatch Jukebox, thankyouverymuch. It’s not perfect, but it works well enough.

Crankypantsing, Photography

Aftermath

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I went for a walk this afternoon, to survey the state of the driveway, and also because it was a gorgeous day for a walk.

The main areas of damage are definitely the result of SBC laying cable down the center of the drive. They moved it a year or two ago, but the old cable is now completely exposed in several places, because the earth has washed away where the trench was cut. What a spectacularly stupid thing to do. There is no way to repair the damage, short of digging out the entire driveway and starting over from scratch, because the earth in that trench will always be softer than the earth around it. It’s the path of least resistance for flowing water, which means it gets washed out during heavy rain.

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A rut that is a lake

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Yes, those are goddamn CINDER BLOCKS IN ALL CAPS.

I also took some prettier photos.

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A dead tree along the fence behind my house. I decreased the saturation, then increased the reds and yellows. I also fiddled with the contrast and darkness.

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Beheaded trees along gas easement

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Tree along fence behind my house

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Machined piece of stone found in driveway.

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My neighbor’s house, at the top of the hill. I took these photos from ground level at the bottom of her driveway. The photos turned out kind of creepy, I think.

Crankypantsing

In Like a Lion

Journal 3 March 2006

So, what do you do when you come home and you can’t get online because the phone isn’t working? Then, the electricity goes out? You blog old school.

Yesterday was all kinds of eventful. It rained and rained and rained all day (more than 5″, according to Jack next door). While walking to my car after work, it was pouring so hard that I got soaked to the skin. Yuck. One of my coworkers, who lives near me, had gotten a call from her husband, telling her that Hwy 46 was closed west of my turn-off, due to flooding. There were also several bad wrecks. (One was by the Belgian horse farm, for those playing along at home. That’s a treacherous section of road that floods frequently.)

I opted to take the back way, by turning off at Sale St. in Ellettsville. That way, I’d avoid Ratliff, which was completely under water. Most of the rest of the back roads are up high, more or less following ridgelines, so they were in pretty good shape. I had to go through a few spots of standing water (the worst was in front of the Ellettsville grade school and on Hardscrabble Rd, right before Hwy 43), but nothing bad until I got to Spencer itself. Hoo-boy! I’d guess that there was about a foot of water on Morgan St. (Hwy 46).

Once I got through town, the highway was fine until I got to Patricksburg Rd. Which was, indeed, closed. I could tell, from the highway, that there’d been flash flooding, but that most of the water had receded. There was just one section of the road that was under running water, but it was only a couple of inches deep, and not running very fast. I decided to risk it, and went around the barrier, to the mental accompaniment of Judas Priest’s Breakin’ the Law. There was debris everywhere, and it was slow going, but I didn’t have any trouble. Fish Creek was a little scary, because it was up to the bottom of the bridge, but it was passable. Whew!

I hate driving in any kind of rain, so I was relieved to be finished with that whole ordeal. I was looking forward to checking my email, then watching Survivor. My phone was out, though, so I couldn’t get online. Then, half-way through Survivor, the electricity went out. Hrmph. I stumbled around, looking for a working lighter, then lit a bunch of candles. I figured the electricity would come back on soon (it frequently flickers off when there are high winds, but comes back on quickly). An hour and several pages of writing later, the electricity was still off, so I gave up and went to bed.

What a craptacular day! Its only saving grace was that the peepers returned last night. The wind kept me awake most of the night, but whenever there was a lull, I could hear the peepers peep-peep-peeping their little hearts out. Spring is here, with a vengeance.

And, I do mean vengeance. I didn’t wake up to parts of my neighbor’s barn in my yard this time, but several pieces of sheet metal sheathing were ripped from his construction trailer, ending up against my fence. They made a wicked noise last night when they were hurtling about. He spent a good portion of the morning reattaching them and fixing the damage. Other than that, the only real damage here was to the driveway. I walked next door last night, to call SBC about my dead phone line, and the condition of the driveway was unbelievable. I’ll have to go take pictures of it later today, because it’s pretty spectacular.

Crankypantsing

Of Cats and Printers

I mentioned a while back that my cat had a knack for turning my printer on and off when she walks across it. Which she does about eleventy times each day. Every time she turns on the printer, it goes through a priming & self-cleaning routine, which uses up ink. Pandora managed to go through an entire set of ink cartridges all by her herself. I replaced the cartridges, and I’ve since taken to unplugging the printer when I’m not using it. Last night, I found that there is a flaw in that plan, as well. I hadn’t used the printer since I’d replaced the ink, which meant that the print heads needed several cleanings before they would print reasonably well. And, I do mean several. Guess what? They needed to be cleaned and primed so many times that the entire black cartridge was used up. I am not amused.

I’m thinking that, when I buy my next printer, I may need to invest in a laser jet instead of an ink jet. Laser printers and toner cartridges are pricey, but they’re more robust and can handle longer periods of inactivity without the toner drying up. And, the cost per sheet is actually lower for laser prints than for ink jet prints. And and, since most of my printing uses only black ink, I could get away with a monochrome laser printer, which would be comparable in price to my Epson.

Letters to Esther, Meta

Content Management Systems

I’m trying to figure out how to handle the Letters to Esther project, which has been dead in the water for several months. I just can’t get motivated to work on it, when I don’t know exactly where it’s headed. I’ve only transcribed a small fraction of the letters, but already it’s too unwieldy for a blog-type format. I knew that was only a temporary solution, but I was unprepared for how quickly it got out of hand. So, I’m trying to figure out what to do with it. What I want to do is transcribe each letter, then add it to a database, along with accompanying scans of the letter and envelope. Yes, I could do it in HTML, but it would be god-awfully tedious to code that many pages (I haven’t counted them, but there are several hundred letters). Plus, I’d like it to be easily searchable and sortable, which is beyond my coding abilities. So, third party software seems like the best bet.

My web host provides a slew of free content management systems (Drupal, Mambo, Joomla, PHP-Nuke, etc.), but are any of them suitable? I need to sit down and do some research, I guess, but I’m really not looking forward to it. I suppose I could just install and test each of them one-by-one, then, if the program doesn’t meet my needs, delete the directory when I’m finished playing around. That, too, sounds like a lot of work.

Blah. I have a sneaking suspicion that any of them will work, and that they’re all pretty likely to be similar in functionality. From the descriptions on their websites, I sure as heck can’t tell why any one of them would be more appropriate to my needs than the next.

Anyway, I guess my main point is that I haven’t forgotten about Letters to Esther. I just haven’t had the time or the motivation necessary to do anything with it lately. I’ve been thinking about it, though. Hopefully, that thinking will soon turn into something more concrete. Or, um, virtual.

Crankypantsing

Kill Me Now

As glad as I am to see early signs of Spring cropping up all over the damned place, I’m not at all amused by the accompanying allergens that are assaulting me. I’m sick to death of headaches, sneezing, coughing, blowing my nose, and the sluggishness that goes along with taking allergy meds. The cherry on the shit sundae was having to break out the antihistamine plus decongestant, which is guaranteed to make me tired and wired. Bastards! And it’s the 24-hour extended release kind, too[1], so I’m going to be tired, cranky, and twitchy until tomorrow. I just thought it was only fair to warn y’all. If I’m abnormally incoherent or snarky (I know, how can you tell?), it’s the drugs, man.

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[1] I know I should buy the non-uber-extended variety, but buying anything containing decongestant is a pain in the arse that I’m in no mood to subject myself to. Last time, I had to stand in line at the pharmacy window for 45 minutes just to get a frigging box of Claritin-D.