Pets, Photography

Happy Post-Turkey Day

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Wednesday Sunset (top) and Friday morning frost (bottom)

It got relatively cold last night, with lows around 12F, so there was a good layer of frost on everything when I got up this morning. And, guess what? I still don’t have a window scraper! I don’t have a winter coat, either, so coming home from Thanksgiving dinner was a little brisk. I usually wear layers, instead of a coat, because I like being able to vary my outer-wear to suit the needs of the day. Indiana weather is so changeable that I always end up being too warm or too cold if I wear a coat. Last night’s freezing cold temperature took me by surprise, though. The weather guy kept saying “It’s gonna get really cold,” but he never got around to saying just how cold before I had to turn off the teevee and leave.

The Orphans’ Thanksgiving dinner was wonderful. D. brought Quorn cutlets, which are now my favorite meat substitute. Oh my, are they good. She put barbecue sauce on them, which I usually can’t stand, but they were so good that I didn’t mind. I brought a left-over one home with me, and they heat up well in the microwave. Often, veggie burgers will get texturally weird when re-nuked, so I was surprised at how well Quorn fared when re-heated.

I took Harriet along with me, which is always a little stressful. She doesn’t get along at all with the resident bitch, and can be tweaky in large groups of people. She did fairly well, though, and even sucked up to one of the guys, which surprised the hell out of me. She’s always been freaked out by strange men. It was wonderful to see her enjoying being around other people. Unfortunately, though, she got a little resource-guardy during dinner, which resulted in a big snark-fest. It wasn’t serious–no injuries–and consisted of a lot of snarling and posturing and no teeth-on-skin, but I think it was a little nerve wracking for the non-dog folks who were present.

Overall, she did pretty well, considering. She’s always going to be tweaked in the head, no matter what is done to desensitize her. She’s just hard-wired wrong.

And, poor dog, her weekend is going to get even more stressful, but in a good way. As always, she’s going with me to visit my family. She likes car rides, and loves visiting my mom and brothers, but no matter how enjoyable it is, it’s still stressful. She also has to have a bath today. She’s very good for baths, even though she can’t stand getting wet. Everyone in my family is allergic to cats and dogs, so I always bathe Harriet with Dr. Bronner’s castile soap the day before we visit, then wipe her down with Allerpet-D right before we leave. It works pretty well.

Now, off to wash the dog and clean out the car. It’s amazing how quickly I can fill a car up with junk. I’ve had it less than two months, and it’s already full of trash.

Photography

Happy Little Clouds

When I got up this morning, there was a thin layer of wet snow on the ground. The sky has been grim and the wind has been howling all day. Yuck. Today’s weather really doesn’t warrant close examination, so I thought I’d share some photos I took last week.

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Hole Punch Cloud with Fallstreak, Owen County, Indiana

I took these at around 5pm, as I was leaving to take Rory for his final check-up at the vet. I wish I’d taken my camera with me, as the sun was gorgeous when it finally set. Unfortunately, I left it at home. I got a few good pictures of the pre-setting sun, though, so I can’t complain too much.

I always hate the onset of winter, not because of the cold weather, but because of the short days. Even though the days begin to lengthen when winter officially starts, it doesn’t seem to help. It just takes so damned long for the change to be noticeable. Being on flex time helps. Before I changed my schedule, it was dark when I left for work and dark when I returned home. Now, it’s only dark in the mornings. Having a little more light keeps me from going completely stir crazy.

And, on that note, I’m off to help move around some furniture next door, then cut up bread for tomorrow’s stuffing. Mmmm. I can live without turkey, but Thanksgiving without stuffing is just wrong.

News & Politics

Git Along Little Doggie

Day-um, but Teh Internets are slow today. Anyway, today’s roundup includes:

  1. A heaping dose of patriarchal craptacularity
  2. Satanists for Jeebus
  3. Dildo cozies
  4. Beam me up, Scottie
  5. Those wacky Texans
  6. Coo-coo for Jeebus

First, via Feministing, an article about a family in Pakistan, whose daughters were married off as young children, in compensation for one of their relatives murdering a member of the rival family.

A village council in Pakistan has decreed that five young women should be abducted, raped or killed for refusing to honour childhood “marriages.”

The women refused to honor the agreement, so the village council have decreed that they be abducted and raped or murdered. That’s seriously fucked up. Leaving aside the awfulness of forced marriage and using rape as a form of punishment, why on earth should those women have to pay the price for someone else’s transgressions? They did nothing wrong. Well, aside from being women, that is.

Pat Robertson, that wacky Jesus Fetishisht, flashes the debbil’s gang sign. And, he’s not the only one. It looks like Lucifer has a Posse!

Craftgrrl crochets herself an adorable Flying Spaghetti Monster dildo cozy. You should go look at it–unlike Pat Robertson, it’s actually really cute.

(above) Our, um, petulant leader, trying to beat a hasty retreat from a news conference, after a reporter asked him a question he didn’t feel like answering. But, alas, the doors were locked, so he was unable to escape until an aide came to his rescue.

And, to prove that the wacky presidential nut didn’t fall far from the wacky tree, Texans appear to have banned marriage, full stop. Not that I think that’s necessarily a bad thing, mind you, but it seems like a drastic move just to rid themselves of Teh Gay Menace

Last but not least, did anyone watch the recent episodes of Trading Spouses? The one with the ignorant woman who was coo-coo for Christ? She got completely bent out of shape because the family she stayed with had mandalas, a star, Buddha statues, and gargoyles in their home. She accused the family of being “of the dark side.” Very peculiar, I thought. First, she’s Catholic. Apparently, she doesn’t realize that many Catholic cathedral and churches are adorned with gargoyles. She refused to listen when the father tried to explain to her that the things she was worried about were not, as she claimed, satanic. I can’t imagine what sort of a hole she’s been living in if she really thinks that Buddhists are some sort of Satanists. And stars? Has she actually read the Bible?

Later, she pulled the kids aside and tried to witness at them. I was shocked. I can’t imagine trying to convert someone else’s children. How presumptuous and rude! The kids weren’t interested, and the woman got upset that they were not open to exploring her religious beliefs. The kicker was that, when the two mothers met, at the end of the show, the christian woman accused the non-christian mother of trying to convert her kids! Ah, the irony.

It gets better, though. Each family gets US$50,000 as compensation. The visiting mother gets to decide how the family will spend the money. The christian mother tore up the letter from the other woman, and refused to accept the money because it was supposedly “dark sided.” She changed her tune when she found out that a large chunk of the money had been earmarked for her own use. Nice principles, eh?

Crankypantsing, Meta

Turkey Week (US) Randomness

First, I did some redecorating over the weekend. For those of you who stopped by while things were in a state of flux, my apologies on the intermittent ugliness. There is a law of coding that states that, when you fix a problem that occurs in one browser, it breaks something of equal importance in another. Ye, verily, it is true, and I proved it over and over and over again. I don’t have Netscape (nor a connection hearty enough to download it), so I can’t check for problems there. When I get a chance, I’ll make sure things look okay in Opera. For now, though, everything seems to be working properly in Firefox and IE. According to Sitemeter, those are the two browsers most visitors are using, so that takes care of the majority of y’all. If anyone is having problems, just let me know. Problems with the new blog template, that is. For everything else, you’re on your own.

In driving news, it’s official: I am an asswagon magnet. I feel like I spend an inordinate amount of time complaining about shithead drivers. Surely, there can’t be that many of them on the road? I’ve been doing a lot of carpooling lately with my neighbor, though, so I’ve got an independent a witness. And, it’s true! I am an asswagon magnet. Yesterday, she even commented on it, though she thought that, perhaps, she might be the magnet. I assured her that it was not her fault. I just have a knack for getting behind and/or in front of some spectacularly awful people.

It happened again. I was driving through Ellettsville, when I saw a bunch of emergency lights in the distance. I pulled over and stopped, right before an intersection with a stop light. As the emergency vehicles approached, a car stopped at the crossroad decided it would be a good time to make a left-hand turn, right into the path of what turned out to be three ambulances and a state trooper. WTF?! And, the jerk didn’t even have a green light–I did! I really wonder what the hell is wrong with some people.

I saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire over the weekend (fear not, I won’t spoil it for you). It was good, but very different in feel than the previous films. Visually, it was much cleaner and streamlined, I think, but the contrast was not so great that it was distracting. For example, the architecture was more Neogothic than moldering Romanesque, and so the old moving staircases were replaced by spiral stone and wrought iron stairs. Hogwarts seems to have grown considerably in size, as well.

I was worried about how the story would be adapted. The book is long, with a lot of detail that does not lend itself readily to being translated to a visual medium. A good deal of the story–especially toward the beginning–was cut out. Other parts were changed. On the whole, I think those decisions were good. I’ve read some criticism of the romantic content of the movie. I don’t think it was at all out of place, though. First, the kids are growing up, so this is a natural progression. Second, the story is becoming darker, so I think the romantic sub-plot provides a necessary contrast. This is true in the books, but I especially noticed it in the new film. A story that continues to build and build and build in intensity will not be as enjoyable as one that builds, then releases, then builds.

Lastly, I was kind of “meh” about the idea of Ralph Fiennes playing Voldemort. He was great in Spider, but then there’s the inexplicable Maid in Manhattan. But, oh my! He was, I think, a most excellent Voldemort. I was impressed with his makeup, as well. His skin had the sort of translucent cream cheese quality I’d imagined, and the reptilian nose was spot-on. The proto-Voldemort was pretty damned cool, too, though his resemblance to Aylmer made me laugh.

I’ve got more thinking to do on some of the changes, and I’ll have to see it again to be absolutely sure, but my first impression is that the new one is the best of the lot. Well done!

Next, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. I have high hopes for it. Hopefully the Christian themes won’t be handled with fists-of-ham. Obviously, they’re present in the story, and they shouldn’t be omitted (not that I think they could be), but I think subtleness is called for. We’ll find out in three weeks!

Crankypantsing, Photography

Random Friday

But first, the obligatory cat update.

Rory had his week+ check-up last night (surgery was 10 days ago). I spent all day yesterday panicking, because that morning, he peed on the floor. He’s been been very good about using the litter box since he began recovering from the surgery. It was a relatively small amount of urine, and dark, too, so I was worried about him having another infection. In retrospect, that was silly, as he’s on antibiotics, so an infection was very unlikely. That’s the nature of panic, though–t’ain’t rational.

He also has managed to irritate the surgery site. It was inflamed and a little swollen. The vet thinks he may have used the cone to scratch it. I imagine it’s been itching like mad, so I can’t blame him for trying to find some relief. I was sent home with a few extra antibiotic pills and some topical antibiotic salve to put on his incisions, and instructions to take his e-collar off on Saturday. She warned me that he’ll lick himself like crazy when the collar comes off, but that I shouldn’t worry if his bottom gets sore and even bloody. Now, how I’m supposed to keep from worrying is beyond me, but I’ll try.

She also sent us home with a 4lb bag of Hill’s W/D. I’m not happy about having to support the Hill’s company. For one thing, I think the behavior of some of their employees sucks ass[1]. And, though I’m thankful that there are prescription foods available that will–hopefully–allow my cat to live a relatively long and healthy life, my cat isn’t much impressed by the palatability of either of the other Hill’s prescription diets he’s been fed. We’ll see what he thinks of W/D.

I’m also trying to figure out how to feed two different diets to my two cats, while allowing them both the run of the house. I was hopeful that Rory would eat canned food, but he’s not interested in it. I suspect that he associated wet food with being sick. Cats can be weird, that way. I could still do set feeding times, instead of a kibble buffet, but with cats, I find that they’re a pain in the arse. What I’ll probably do is let both cats have the run of the house during the day–sans food–then confine Rory to the bathroom at night. That way, I’ll be able to feed the cats at night and know that they aren’t getting into each other’s food. Water is going to be another headache, as Rory is supposed to have distilled water. At US$1/gallon, it’s too pricey to give to the dog and the cats.

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On a tangential note, the Cat Care Clinic is way out in the country (the vet and her husband also run a horse rescue farm). As I was leaving, the sun was setting. Their farm is up on a hill, and the ridge to the west was like something out of Arizona Highways magazine. I’ve never seen such a perfectly beautiful sunset in my life. And, wouldn’t you know it, I didn’t have my camera with me. That’s okay, though. I think I enjoyed it even more, as I got to just stop and take it in.

Since I didn’t get a picture of the lovely sunset, I’ll post this photo that I took Tuesday. The sunset that day wasn’t much to speak of, because the clouds thickened back up when the next line of storms moved in. We got a brief break, though, which was quite nice.

Here’s a photo taken the same day, by someone in the Evansville area. If I’d seen that, I think I would’ve peed my pants. It was plenty scary enough here, but, thankfully, it was raining so hard that I was unable to see anything until after the worst had passed.

Did Someone Say Random?

  • It is notnotnot okay to drive around in the pitch black without your headlights on. It’s doubly notnotnot okay to do so, then turn them on suddenly when you see someone coming. It’s likely to scare the Jeebus right out of them.
  • I want one of these
  • Still no window scraper, despite the fact that it’s been around 20F the past two mornings, and there has been a thick coating of frost on my car. Perhaps, this weekend, I’ll get around to it.
  • I love that my remote “key” does not make my car beep its horn or flash its headlights or call attention to itself in some other way. I know which car I’m heading to; there’s no need to announce to the entire world which one it is, though. Stealthy is better.
  • I’m not amused that random bits of my mail have been mysteriously returned to sender (including one credit card statement and my car loan statement), nor that three Netflix I returned on Monday ended up back in my mailbox yesterday. Perhaps I should burn hecatombs to the Mail Gods? If so, what would constitute an appropriate sacrifice?
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire comes out today. I am beyond excited. I probably won’t get to see it for a few days, which might kill me.
  • Something smells like fried bread.
  • I have a scar in the middle of my forehead[2], just above the hair line. No matter what I do, I cannot get the hair there to lay properly. It wants to go in the opposite direction. I only mention it, because it’s being particularly annoying today.
  • I hate it when people use my name when talking to me. Yes, I know who I am, you needn’t remind me. I’m distrustful of anyone who does so, because I feel like I’m dealing with a pushy used car salesman.
  • Speaking of dead things. See, that’s what’s wrong with frat boys. And, at my alma mater, no less.
  • I’m craving Babbs’ no bake cookies. Not any old chocolate can substitute, either. It has to be Babbs’ no bake cookies, or nothing at all.
  • Skipping breakfast is a Very Bad Idea.
  • I’d say they’ve got this one the wrong way ’round. If there’s an insult there, it’s to Pit Bulls, in likening them to lawyers.
  • I’ve been watching All Creatures Great and Small. I loved it when it was on PBS in the ’80s, and it’s held up well over time. One thing I didn’t realize, and that surprised the hell out of me, is that in the first three series, many of the medical procedures were done in real time in front of the camera. There were vets on-set who supervised the less complicated parts (e.g. the classic “arm up the cow’s jacksie”). Things like actual surgery were done by the supervising vets. They would hunt around locally for animals suffering from the appropriate conditions, then they’d operate on them. The owners received free medical care for their pets in exchange for letting the procedure be filmed. The BBC picked up the tab for everything. That would never happen nowadays, or even in the ’80s, when series 4-7 were filmed. All of those later episodes contained faked surgeries.
  • I’m searching for the perfect CD wrangling solution for my car. I suspect that piling them on the passenger seat really is not a very good long-term plan.
  • I love grilled tomatoes on top of pizza. I love them, I do, to a degree that is nearly unnatural. I also love fried green tomatoes. And tomato sandwiches. And tomatoes with cottage cheese. Basically, I love tomatoes.
  • Also, I love dill pickles. Not sweet pickles, though. Those are ptoui.

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[1] In particular, two Hill’s employees have made a practice of participating in various pet-oriented Usenet groups, where they have repeatedly shilled for the company without disclosing their employer’s identity. Further, both the people in question have been unspeakably rude while doing so, going so far as to liken those who questioned their motivation or the information they provided to suicide bombers and members of the Taliban. I’m sorry, but that sort of behavior is not what I want to support with my money.

[2] When I was four or five years old, I was scratched by what I insisted was a fox. Looking back, I’m sure it was just a neighborhood cat, and that it had good cause to scratch me. Kids can be, um, inventive, especially when they know they aren’t supposed to be playing dress-up with the neighbor’s cat. I think that probably cured me of trying to put baby clothes on animals, though, so at least I learned something from the experience.

[3] If you haven’t seen Cannibal the Musical, hie thee to your nearest video store.

Crankypantsing

Flashers

No, not those sorts of flashers. I’m talking about flashing traffic lights. I usually get to work early enough that most of the traffic lights along 17th street are set to flashing mode–usually red one way and yellow the other. The problem is that those lights are set to switch to regular mode at about the time I’m driving through town. This morning, I pulled up to one light that was flashing red, stopped, and proceeded to enter the intersection. Half-way through making a left-hand turn, I looked up and saw that the light had changed to solid red. Oops! There was no one coming, obviously, because I’d been careful about looking for oncoming traffic, but still, it was unnerving to be in the middle of an intersection when I wouldn’t normally be there.

Another thing that bugs me about flashers–again, not the nudie type–is that some people seem to believe, even though they’re stopped on the red side of a red-yellow flashing intersection, that they should treat it as a four-way stop. I Don’t Think So. Flashing red means you stop until the intersection is clear in the other direction. We have a yellow flasher, which means, “You have the right-of-way, but proceed with caution because there might be some asshat who thinks it’s a four-way stop, waiting for a chance to T-bone you.

Art, Artist Books, Collage

New Vessels

A Book of Vessels:  Merry-Go-Round
Merry-Go-Round
10 x 14 1/2 inches
collage on paper

A Book of Vessels: Mathematics
Mathematics
7 1/4 x 10 inches
collage on chip board

These are the two newest additions to the Vessels book. Someday I’ll finish the content, so that I can bind it. The only problem is that, as soon as I do, I’ll end up with more stuff to put in it. I’m not very happy with the top one; the bottom one turned out much better, I think. There are also some nit-picky problems with the scans. I’ll probably re-scan them before uploading them to the website. If I don’t, they’ll annoy the crap out of me.

Obviously, we didn’t get sucked up in a tornado last night. The winds were intense, though. The weather guys on Channel 10 were guestimating that we’d get overnight gusts of up to 80mph. I don’t know if it got that windy, but it sure sounded like it did. I got almost no sleep, and decided to chicken out on trying to drive to work this morning, because I hate driving in the wind. It was a good thing, too, because my car title finally came this afternoon. Whee! I haven’t a clue why it took so long, but my second temporary plate expires on the 20th, so I’m glad it came when it did.

Now, to clean up the unholy mess I made arting and figure out what to make for supper. Hmmm.

Photography

Auntie Em, Part Deux

Egad. This was a good day to stay home. It poured rain earlier, then on and off throughout the afternoon and evening, we’ve been under various storm and tornado watches and warnings. Basically, it’s hella stormy. The first line of storms went through earlier, and the second line is currently passing over Terre Haute. There were several funnel clouds reported, and at least one tornado has touched down. I believe the tornado was south of us, but it was part of a cell that later passed right over my house. Yikes!

Have I mentioned that storms scare the hell out of me? I spent most of the time glued to the television radar, but when the worst of the storm had passed, I got out my camera and took photos of the sky. There were some lovely cloud formations.
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The full set of photos from the storm is here.

I can hear thunder, and the wind and rain have picked back up, so the next line of storms must be moving in. Time to get off line and shut down!

Meta

What to do if Your Cat Keeps Peeing Blood

I hope that the person who stumbled upon my blog by searching for “my cat keeps peeing blood” ended up taking their cat to the vet. That’s one of those things that some people don’t seem to realize is an emergency. In the case of blood in the urine, it’s best to get medical attention as soon as possible, instead of wasting time looking for answers online. For one thing, cats are kind of delicate and the problem can turn life threatening or even deadly with frightening speed. For another, urinary tract infections–which are likely if there’s blood in the urine–are incredibly painful. I wouldn’t want to leave an animal in that sort of pain any longer than absolutely necessary.

So, I hope the animal in question has received appropriate care and is now on the road to recovery.

Pets, Photography

The Rainy Season

The rainy season has begun in Indiana. One might think spring time would be the wettest part of the year, but we always seem to get a stretch of rain in the fall that lingers and lingers and, without fail, makes me think I should begin building an ark. The rain started last night, along with periodic lightning and rolling thunder. We’re under a tornado watch until this evening, too, so the weather could get exciting.

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Can you spot the dog? Harriet is, unsurprisingly, not amused about the onset of cooler weather. She insists on being covered up while she sleeps, and who can blame her? Right now, she’s in bed, curled up under a pile of blankets and comforters. That’s what one does on a cold, rainy day, right? Sleep? I know that’s what I want to do. In fact, a nap is sounding quite inviting.

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Taken last Saturday just after sunset. There were thick clouds covering the entire sky, except the section just above the western horizon. It’s not a very good photo, but I liked the contrast of the large, dark area against the small window of light.

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We had a blazing sunset last Wednesday. It was like looking at a lava flow and seeing the cooled, blackened crust breaking open to show the glowing, molten lava underneath. (Yeah, I watch way too much nature television.)