A cat I’ve been sitting for recently died. I needed to return the owners’ key to them, and when I did, they sent me home with a giant pile of food, treats, and some litter. Thomas was appalled.
One of Thomas’ favorite games is to carefully and deliberately hide his ball under the couch, then stare at me until I get so unnerved that I’m forced to fetch it for him. This is not, unfortunately, one of my favorite games.
I was watching TV. I looked over and saw this. He seems a bit concerned, with his squeaky ball pacifier, and I think maybe he’s not quite old enough for PG-13 programming.
And then this happened. I laughed so hard I gave myself Death Asthma.