Crankypantsing, Pets, Photography

Rain, rain, go away

Indiana has a rainy season. If you don’t live here, I bet you didn’t know that. Every fall, we seem to go through weeks-long spates of seemingly endless rain. It makes the baby Shelly cry, it does, all that unrelieved grey and cold and wet. Miss Brown does not like it, either. Nope, not one little bit.

Last week, it rained pretty much every day. Because Harriet will melt and freeze in the cold rain, she decided she’d rather not go outside to play. She spent one entire afternoon sitting on the couch, looking wistfully out the patio window at the constant drizzle. I was reminded of a bored and grumpy child, wishing the rain would end so she could go outside and play. After several loud, dramatic sighs from Harriet, I decided she needed to have her picture taken.

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The subject of photography came up in another forum. I’m not any sort of photographer, but Harriet is an excellent subject, so it’s fairly easy to get decent pictures of her. Still, the majority of photos I take of her are not fit for public consumption. Sometimes, they’re just plain awful, and other times, the difference between a keeper and a junker is more subtle.

For example, I prefer the top photo over the second one. In the first photo, Harriet’s eyes are softer and more relaxed. Also, the photo was taken from a higher angle, so more of Harriet’s face is visible, giving her head more “weight” on the pillow.

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This is an illustration of why flash sucks. Sure, Harriet’s butt is nice and shiny, but if you look carefully, you’ll see that the shadows between the different layers are stark and far too crisp. The result looks like a bunch of elements cut out of paper and stacked on top of each other. It’s a flat and ugly photo.

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This one, too, was taken with flash, but the results are a little more pleasing than the above photo. Harriet still has Shiny Butt, but the shadows are less harsh.

So, in my world, only one of these images is a real keeper. Ain’t she the cutest thing EVAR?

Pets, Photography

Harriet Keeps an Eye on Things

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Harriet has thus far been a good sport about the moving chaos. I’ve done a lot of moving around, and this is old hat for Pandora (Pandora says, “Yay! Boxes and newspaper!”). Harriet has only been through one move with me, though. She’s spent most of her life with me here, so I know she’s got to be a little anxious.

I spent most of yesterday washing loads and loads and loads of laundry. Harriet spent the whole time on the couch, either under or on top of piles of laundry. I think she likes the feel of being surrounded by warm clothes. While I watched The Amazing Race and folded laundry, Harriet crashed out next to me, with her cheek resting on her leg and her lips all smooshed up.

I took a car load of stuff over to the apartment this morning. It was raining, of course. When I got there, there was a gorgeous moth resting on the front door. He was several shades of red and orange and brown, like a perfect fall leaf. I didn’t get a picture, because I didn’t have my camera with me. There is also a huge funnel weaver spider living between the panes of the dining room window. So, there is wildlife there, though it’s of the teeny tiny variety.

I spent some time unpacking the stuff I’d brought over, and looking around, trying to figure out where I was going to put stuff. I don’t know what on earth I’m going to do with books and CDs and DVDs. They’re currently on shelves attached with L brackets. Each bracket requires three screws. At ~30 shelves, that’s way too many screws. I’m thinking that brace and bracket shelves wouldn’t be so bad. They’re not pretty, but the braces are pretty well hidden by the shelf contents. And, they don’t require anywhere near as many screws as L brackets.

I also spent a crazy amount of time on hold, trying to get utilities sorted out. After doing the math, I’ll be able to get cable (plus DVR), DSL, and phone for less than what I’m currently paying for just Netflix and phone.

Crankypantsing, Pets, Photography

The Plague: a retrospective

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I have watched way too much television over the past week. I’ve gone through three and a half boxes of Kleenex (with lotion!), one bottle of Mucinex, one bottle of cough medicine, and a whole lotta juice and water. I have learned that you should not cook when you have the flu, because whatever you make will taste vile. Not that I’ve actually wanted to eat anything, that is. I have also learned that it is possible to be asleep and awake at the same time, and it is not very restful at all. I have alsoalso learned that Boxers make damnfine hot water bottles.

I alsoalsoalso learned that Typhoid Mary told our boss that she just had allergies, but that the person in the cube next to her overheard her telling someone she was running a fever. I’m pretty sure she’s to blame for my week+ of misery, and I am right some Jesus pissed off at her for it. Thankfully, no one else at work seems to have caught it. I suspect I did because my allergies were at their worst and I was already feeling like crap.

What really pisses me off is that I had to use up all my sick and vacation time, and I was too damned sick to actually get anything done at home.

(Okay, who told Cheerios they were allowed to use Donovan’s Happiness Runs in their new commercial?!)

(Photo: Bath Time for Harriet 3 September 2006)

Crankypantsing, Pets, Photography

Useless Animals

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Before I got in the shower this morning, I left my clothes for the day–which included a black shirt–in a pile on my bed. Would anyone like to guess which useless animal decided to lie on them? Hint: Not the black one, because that would have been too easy. The worst part is actually that the hair in question has itty bitty barbs on it, so it weaves into fabric and is nearly impossible to brush off. It has to be removed hair by hair. If, that is, one removes it at all. I seem to be lacking that particular brand of motivation, so the hairs are staying right where they were shed.

Pets, Photography

Woobie Love

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Harriet isn’t a huge fan of toys. She loves her red ball and she’s got plenty of bones for chewing, but other than that, she prefers to play with me. She does enjoy an occasional woobie, though. Usually, she quickly guts them and removes the squeakers. Woobies don’t last very long. Until now, that is.

I picked up a new woobie a few days ago. Harriet has yet to even tear it. She’s been playing with it on and off, and has had a few silly games of toss-the-woobie, but so far, she hasn’t de-squeakered it, or even torn it open. Mostly, she’s been using it as a pillow.

Crankypantsing, Pets, Photography

Server Not Found

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It’s hot in here (or maybe it’s that I just chugged a huge cup of coffee?), the server is down system-wide, I overslept, and I’m tired and cranky.

I put $20 worth of gas in my car this morning, and the tank wasn’t even half full. There was a long line at the gas station because some jackass was buying lotto tickets–one of each kind, no less. Why, oh why, do people need to buy dozens of scratch-off tickets at 5am? I think maybe there should be separate gas stations for people who–wait for it!–actually want to purchase gas. And, if lotto tickets weren’t enough of an aggravation, they’ve installed a hot food kiosk in the center of the main aisle for breakfast sandwiches, hot dogs, and some sort of hamburger-y monstrosity. With “fix-ins” bar. O ick. Who in their right mind buys shriveled up hot dogs from a gas station? I suspect, whoever they are, they’ve got a death wish.

On the other hand, gas in Spencer was 17ยข cheaper than in E-ville or B-ton, so it could’ve been worse. And, at the Spencer Bigfoot, you aren’t subjected to hipster music. I win!

Speaking of cars, I looked at my pay stub yesterday, to see how much my pitiful raise actually amounts to in take-home dollars. I’m still being charged for an A tag, even though I down-graded to a C. An A tag is about 3x as much as a C, so the difference is substantial.

Photo: Harriet Brown blowing drooly spit bubbles while staring at french fries