Little fattypants cat has commandeered the bed on top of the dog’s crate. Occasionally Piglet will sneak in with her, but he has cooties, so she doesn’t encourage him.
When you love the cat, but the cat doesn’t really love you back, but then the cat sleeps on top of you and you’re afraid to complain because at least he isn’t trying to kill you. Relationship status: srsly complicated.