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Adventures in Cooking

I tried to make some roasted veggies a few nights ago. After about 15 minutes, I heard a loud pop from the oven. It sounded suspiciously like an element breaking (BTDT). The element looked intact, but it wasn’t working, so I turned on the broiler to heat up the oven, then turned it off. That provided enough heat to almost finish cooking the veggies. After another 15 minutes, I turned on the broiler again, and there was a giant flash of blue between the back of the stove and the wall.

Eeep!

I turned off the oven and flipped off the breaker. Electricity scares the hell out of me. I had to wait until this morning to call maintenance, though, so I spent the weekend without a stove. This, of course, means that everything in my house requires stove-type cooking.

Anyway, the maintenance guy showed up at a little after 4pm, with an extra element. I told him that I didn’t think the element was going to fix the problem. I don’t think he believed me (though I couldn’t swear to it, as I could only make out every 5th word he said[1]), but he did finally pull the stove out. Apparently, one of the wires had either come loose or hadn’t been properly attached, because it had burned through. That was the giant flash I saw. He went to get a replacement, and now my stove is working again.

Wheee!

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1. I’m usually pretty good at deciphering the local patois, but lordy, was this guy’s speech unintelligible! I think he and Boomhauer must be long lost brothers.

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Lost

This time, not the show.

I got up this morning and couldn’t find my glasses anywhere. WTF?! I always put them on my bedside table. I have never misplaced them before. I spent about an hour tearing the house apart, looking for them (just call me Velma), before I gave up and put in my contacts. At which point I realized that it’s been so long since I’ve worn them that I have no idea where my contact solution is (and it’s likely out of date, even if I’d been able to find it). Hence the quick trip to Target.

I did end up finding my glasses. Somehow they’d fallen behind the headboard of my bed. Haven’t a clue how on earth that happened. My working theory is that the cat had something to do with it.

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Quilting

I managed to get my sewing machine set up, which was an adventure, and I even got a few squares sewn. I also managed, somehow, to slice my thumb open. It’s not deep, but it’s on the inside of the joint, so it hurts every time I bend it.

I also now know why people buy pre-cut quilting squares. Cutting brazillions of squares of fabric is a ginormous pain in the ass.

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Lost and Found

Since I stopped drinking caffeine, I’ve also had to stop drinking tea, because every single variety of tea in my stash was caffeinated. But! I remembered this morning that I’d put all my decaf teas in a big tin on the very tippy top of the kitchen shelves. Out of sight and out of mind. In it, there were a bunch of decaf green tea bags, but also peppermint, raspberry, citrus, and chamomile.

Aaaah! I missed hot drinks.

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Split Pea Soup

I’ve never been a huge fan of split pea soup. I’ve only had it out of a can, and I really don’t like the sweet flavor canned split pea soup has. But! I bought some dried split peas to add to bean soup, and since I had most of a bag left over, and since I’m out of lentils, and since the weather is finally cooperating, I thought I’d try making split pea soup from scratch.

Mmmm.

I left it really simple, assuming that what’s good for lentils or beans must be good for split peas. Just split peas, some homemade veggie broth, onions, lots of fresh garlic, salt, and diced tomatoes. I let that cook in the crock pot for most of the day, then after the peas were tender, I added sliced carrots and diced potatoes.

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Timing

I stayed home today, onna counta crazy allergies and meds that made me unfit to drive and unable to stay awake. And a good thing, too, because at 9am, the drywall guy showed up to patch the ginormous hole in my bathroom ceiling. And then the painters got here this afternoon.

Now that’s timing!

I figured it’d take a few days, because they’d have to do at least two coats of joint compound and each one would need to dry overnight. Apparently not, though. He said they use a product that’s dry to the touch in 20 minutes and sandable in about 30 (depending on humidity).

And now, I get to call Comcast and try to get them to bring me a new DVR, because this one is acting like it’s smoking crack.