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Wrong Number Texts

Wrong Number

My math is notoriously bad, so I’m not sure whether he was looking for syringes or whiskers on kittens. Either way, he’s shit out of luck. Also, texting someone in search of drugs or drug paraphernalia and then threatening to beat that person’s ass? Not smart, dude.

Anyway, Nikki is quite a popular girl. I had to add a texting plan just because of the volume of crap I was getting from her friends, relations, and customers.

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Lunch

Rice with Carrots and Green Onions

I love this stuff, and it’s super easy to make. It’s just rice cooked with carrots and green onions and seasoned with garlic, tamari or soy sauce, Szechuan sauce, Worcestershire sauce, and olive oil. You can add fresh parsley, too. Some folks lived on ramen noodles when they were in college. I lived on rice and popcorn.

And for variety, try frying it in a non-stick pan with a little olive oil, until brown and crispy.