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Wrong Number Texts

Wrong Number

My math is notoriously bad, so I’m not sure whether he was looking for syringes or whiskers on kittens. Either way, he’s shit out of luck. Also, texting someone in search of drugs or drug paraphernalia and then threatening to beat that person’s ass? Not smart, dude.

Anyway, Nikki is quite a popular girl. I had to add a texting plan just because of the volume of crap I was getting from her friends, relations, and customers.

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