And yet another photo of something from my mom’s front porch, this time, a piece of glass.
Month: June 2011
Old Books
The first real book I ever read, from cover to cover, all by myself, was a Hardy Boys mystery. It was my mom’s, and it was one of the old, original tweed volumes. I was hooked. On reading, and on mysteries, and on the Hardy Boys. I read them all. A few I bought new, in the 70s, and others I picked up at thrift stores, flea markets, and yard sales. When I could get my hands on an old version, it made me happy, because I realized early on that the newer editions had been heavily edited. Some, in fact, had morphed into entirely different stories.
I lost all those books when I was in high school, in one of our many moves. They were put into storage and never retrieved. I figured I’d outgrown them anyway, so it wasn’t a big deal to me until years later, when I started to miss my old childhood books. I’ve picked up a bunch of them at yard sales and thrift stores over time, and even a few of the old Hardy Boys books. I recently got serious about hunting them down and have been ordering a couple at a time online.
And, of course, I’ve been reading them. Some of the stories I only recall from the mangled 1970s re-issues, so meeting them in their original form has been a revelation. Frank and Joe are only 15 and 16 years old, not 17 and 18. Just babies! And they carry guns! Aunt Gertrude is a vile old woman, not the cranky curmudgeon that everyone secretly adores (or at least that’s my recollection from the re-issues). The police are thoroughly incompetent and unlikeable. The racism is shocking in its overtness, and it’s easy to tell the bad guys because they’re unkempt or have shifty eyes. There’s a lot to criticize, but there are also a lot of happy memories connected with reading them when I was little.
I’ve got about 1/3 of the original 58 books and will be adding to the stack. When I’m finished, I’ll move on to Nancy Drew, Trixie Belden, and Ginny Gordon.
Chives
Couch Sitting
I have no idea what she’s looking at, or why she’s sitting like that. She’s a dork. I think she’d belch and stick her hand inside the waistband of her pants–a la Al Bundy–if she could.
Apartment Life
I just don’t understand what the fuck is wrong with people. If you don’t want people touching your clothes, then don’t leave them sitting in the washing machine. I don’t know how long they’ve been there, and I don’t know how long it’s going to be before you come back for them. People leave clothes in the machines all the time, and sometimes they NEVER come back for them. After a few weeks, maintenance throws them away. So I’m supposed to just wait for Mr. Asshole to get around to taking his clothes out of the washers? How in the hell is that reasonable?













