Crankypantsing

Cornered

Pedantic coworker got on the freight elevator after me this morning, so I was forced to make horrible small talk with him. He went on a long, rambling rant about how difficult chip packets are to open, to explain why he had to open his Fritos bag with his teeth. How the hell do you respond to something like that? I told him I use scissors. I mean, duh.