My across-the-aisle cube neighbor has had this horrible fake ivy plant for a few years. I think she said that her mother gave it to her, and she didn’t feel like she could throw it away, so she brought it to work. WTF?! Anyway, last week was “clean your cube” week, so when I came in to work this morning, the fakety fake ivy plant was sitting in my cubicle. Apparently, “clean your cube” means “stuff the crap you don’t want into Shelly’s cube.” Again, WTF?! So, I immediately put it in someone else’s cube, on top of a really tall bookcase. Hopefully, it’ll take the new owner awhile to notice it.
red paper boat 