Crankypantsing

Why Are We Sighing?

I sighed a little too loudly, so of course, a coworker marched over to my cubicle and asked, “Why are we sighing?” We? Is he a secret royal? Or does he imagine a level of camaraderie that will never exist, even in his wildest dreams?

It’s Thursday, dude. I need no other reason to sigh loudly. Andplustoo, it has absolutely nothing to do with you. Or, at least, it didn’t until you insinuated yourself into my consciousness.