Asschapeau du Jour

I just got back from the bathroom. When I walked in, there was a girl standing in front of the sinks, furiously texting someone on her phone. Why on earth it’s necessary to text someone from the bathroom is beyond me, but I’m just thankful she wasn’t actually talking on the damned thing. In the bathroom. Anyway, the next thing I hear is water running. She was washing her hands. After using her phone. After using the bathroom.