You know how once something is on your radar, you see it everywhere? The last time I bought deodorant, I got two. I think they must’ve been on sale. Anyway, I opened the second one yesterday, and used it without really looking at the package. Throughout the day, I kept smelling Jolly Ranchers. I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from, until I checked the deodorant package: pear scented.
Ahem.
The real question is, why on earth does pear scented deodorant even exist, and worse, why did I think that buying it would be a good idea?
red paper boat 