Statistics

While perusing my stats, looking at what brings folks here, two things jump out at me. The first is that I sometimes wish it were possible to shout, “Hey, wait, I can answer your question!” to visitors as they wander off in search of a more helpful blog. Because I can tell, by how their query is formed, that the post they Googled up will not have properly answered their question. Ah well.

For example: To the person who wanted to know if you can flush tampon applicators or wrappers. Some cardboard applicators can be flushed. Do not flush plastic applicators. Wrappers can probably be flushed, in a pinch, especially if they are made of paper. When in doubt, throw it in the trash instead of flushing it.

Secondly, why, oh why, in the name of all that is good in this world, would someone go a-Googling for–I kid you not–“sanitary pad and tampon porn pictures.” Aieee! What the fuck?! I know menstrual kink is A Thing In This World, but you will not find it here. NOT EVAR.

Why, yes, it is Feminine Hygiene Product Blogging Day. Why do you ask?