Day: April 23, 2007

Folks, I just saw Milton, getting out of his car. In the light of day. And guess what? He has one of those piercingly loud car alarm arm/disarm thingumies. Shocking, I know, that he’d have a loud, obnoxious car. And he’s arming/disarming it every frigging time he goes to the car for another load of groceries! WTF? When I bring in things from the car, I leave the back door hanging wide open. I can’t imagine that our tiny apartment complex is teeming with thieves, but even if it were, if someone wanted my toilet paper and rice badly enough to steal it, then they probably need it worse than I do, and they’re welcome to it.

Also, I’m 99% positive, based on where that car is usually parked, that it’s the one whose alarm has gone off several nights in a row. Milton must sleep with earplugs, because it took him about half an hour to get his ass outside to turn it off, last time. How anyone withing a mile radius of here escaped without bleeding ears is a mystery.