I’m not so much with the meme thing. Maybe it’s my distrust of anything that looks like it could have graced the Cool Kids’ Table. But, the meme wherein you ask the Google Oracle to summon forth pages containing “[your name] needs” was actually kind of entertaining. I cheated a bit. I think you’re supposed to just use the first ten, but I am contrary, so I picked the ones that amused me. Also, math is not my strong suit.
Shelly needs a comfortable lap.
Shelly needs a favor.
Shelly needs some help.
Shelly needs a home with no other cats.
Shelly needs some assistance.
Shelly needs all your thoughts and prayers.
Shelly needs a room.
Shelly needs a fucking life.
Shelly needs motivation!!!
Shelly needs Lots of Space.
Shelly needs no more crises.
Shelly needs Bernie and vice versa, to a point.
Shelly needs her spirits lifted.
Shelly needs help to complete the assignment.
Shelly needs 3 stars to improve.
Shelly needs some comfortable walking shoes.
Shelly needs further convincing.
Shelly needs a new distribution facility.
Shelly needs to follow up with the conditional use permit.
Shelly needs to hear this.
Shelly needs to feel like she’s home!
Shelly needs to understand that I know.
Pissed-off Shelly needs to come out and play more often.
Perhaps Shelly needs to tell us more.
The last thing Shelly needs is for Bernie’s power to fizzle.
The last thing Shelly needs is for his “cooler” to suddenly get “hot.”
M’kaythen!
red paper boat 