Because 70-odd channels weren’t enough, I upgraded to the uber cable plan. I really wanted BBC America and National Geographic, dammit. For $8 more per month, I get approximately a bazillion channels, including Lime, LOGO, DIY, and, of all things, Horse Racing.
So, of course, with all those shiny new channels, last night I watched boring old network television: Armed and Famous. Oh yeah, bay-BEE. It was filmed in Muncie, so I kind of have to watch it. Plus, it’s surprisingly (to me, at least) amusing. Damned funny, in fact. The blonde wrestler annoys the hell out of me (lady, it’s not all about you!), but I’m finding that LaToya Jackson is just about as cute as a speckled pup. Really. She’s an adorable freak.
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