Crankypantsing

Instant Review: Diet Cherry Coke

First: Beware of the PepsiCokeSodaPop machine in the cafeteria, for it produces PepsiCokeSodaPops randomly. I was trying to get a Mello-w Yello-w, but instead was offered a diet cherry Coke. Not the same thing at all, nope, nope, nope.

As for the diet cherry PepsiCokeSodaPop itself, the less said of it the better. How do people drink this shit? It tastes not entirely unlike carbonated kerosene.

Kill me now.