Dear Slim-Fast People,
Please advise your advertising department that the correct phrase is “fewer calories,” not “less calories.” I’m sure y’all don’t want to be portrayed as a bunch of ignorati.
Thank you,
The Grammar Police
Dear Slim-Fast People,
Please advise your advertising department that the correct phrase is “fewer calories,” not “less calories.” I’m sure y’all don’t want to be portrayed as a bunch of ignorati.
Thank you,
The Grammar Police
I’ve been driving around with a nekkid car, which has been bugging me. The MoonPie of Delight was plastered with all sorts bumper stickers (what else does one do with an Onslowmobile?). I figured it was a public service to give folks something to read while they were stuck behind me in traffic.
Last week, I pulled up at a traffic light behind another blue Tracker. It was the BoD’s twin, except it was sporting all manner of red-white-and-blue stickers of the “These Colors Don’t Run!” variety. That was the last straw. I couldn’t let the BoD’s evil twin go unchallenged, could I? So now the BoD, too, is finally sporting stickers of her own, and I feel like I’ve done my civic duty. If I didn’t live in Red Central, I probably wouldn’t feel so strongly about plastering my car with pinko lefty propaganda. I think it’s important to remind folks that there is another point of view. I sometimes get the impression that folks around here have no idea that liberals exist in the wild.