Holy asparagus, Batman!
It appears that The Son of God has been potted. The owner of said visage reckons it’s better than Mother-Theresa-in-a-Bagel. I tend to agree.
My favorite, though, is the “artist’s impression of Jesus” included in the article. I mean, it’s good of them to point out that it–unlike the fifty brazillion other depictions of Christ–is only an artist’s interpretation, because otherwise, we might think it was photographic proof or something.
Boggle.
And, as if potting weren’t enough, the aforementioned Lamb o’ God shall also be cubed. Another artist’s impression of Jesus has twice lost his right hand to vandals. As a prophylactic measure, after the hand has regenerated, the statue will be placed in a Plexiglas cube. Personally, I think the cube should not be transparent. It could be a physics experiment, e.g. Schroedinger’s Christ. It would also force folks to take it on faith that Jesus was, indeed, in the box. And then there’s the endlessly entertaining gag: “What’s in the Booooooooox?!”
Also, I have now added two more phrases to my Cursing for Jesus repertoire: Christ in a Pot and Christ in a Box.
Teh Enb.
red paper boat 