Google-y Fun

Gleaned from my various stats…

Animal related queries:

• how i could write a rough draft about a cat (There are days I’m glad I’m not back in high school. Can you imagine what sort of writer’s block someone must have if they’re reduced to Googling for this?)
• how to tell kittens apart (Apart from what? Dogs? Meatloaf? Hiking boots?)
• Who is the voice of the gecko in the Geico commercials? (Beats me, and I have no idea why Google sent you to me.)
• purple tongue cat dehydration (I sincerely hope they rushed the poor cat to the emergency vet, and that they were Googling as a post-visit, fact-gathering expedition, because those symptoms are seriously bad news.)
• purple tongue pit bull (If it’s all purple, it’s not a Pit Bull. Any breed can have black or purple spots on the tongue/mouth, but only a few have solid black/purple tongues. And if it’s purple from dehydration, GET THAT DOG TO THE VET NOW.)
• how do cats prints (I’m not even sure how to parse that.)
• perineal urethrostomy pu surgery and cost (I get this basic query at least once a week. The surgery itself was around US$400, if I recall correctly. I mention it only because it seems to be something people go Googling for. But surely, asking one’s vet would be the most expedient and accurate way to find out what it’s going to cost you?)
• mayan stingray piercing penis (Stingrays have ethnicity? Who knew? And, what, exactly, is a stingray piercing penis? Actually, I don’t think I want to know.)

Non-animal queries:

• edward kienholz the cost (If you have to ask… Though, he’s on the wrong side of grass these days, so I don’t know why anyone would want to purchase him.)
• things with three (Just any old things?)
• why do shamans wear masks (42)
• shape line color texture value of olmec head (Is that value in the monetary sense, or in the design sense? If the former, priceless; if the latter, they’re sculptures, so it doesn’t really apply.)
• opposition to civil works administration cwa
• aztec art monte alban skeletal head
• which new deal agency hired artists to paint murals in public buildings
• vision after the sermon iconography gauguin (Unfortunately, the paper in question was about Manao Tupapau, not Vision After the Sermon.)

Okaythen.