Crankypantsing

Hey Andy…!

I thought this might amuse my brother, as he, too, is a fan of the weird and wonderful.

I’m sick to death of the ubiquitous rubber wristbands. They seemed like an okay idea at first, but now, not only is there one in every color, for every cause, but you can even buy multi-colored packages of them, which boggles the brain. It’s bad enough that they’re everydamnwhere, but at least their existence had a purpose beyond mere adornment. Why would someone want to wear such an arse-ugly piece o’ cheap crap?

And then, while perusing Teh Internets, I came across this: The Original Cthulhu Fhtagn Wristband. The Old Ones are coming, folks, so spread the word! Also, Save Cthulhu! And, lo! Cthulhu house slippers! Cthulhu hats! Cthulhu backpacks!

Can magnetic Cthulhu car ribbons be far behind?