I just found a half a loaf of bread that had fallen off the top of the microwave and got hidden behind a box of cereal. The bread is old enough that I don’t remember buying it. It’s not the least bit molded, which is really disturbing: the use by date is February 14 (presumably 2005). I could understand it if this were white bread. That stuff has a shelf life that rivals Twinkies. This was 100% whole wheat bread, though. I’ll keep this experience in mind the next time I’m tempted to buy something besides Ezekiel bread.
That Ain’t Natural
red paper boat 